# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/161 "2024-07-19T05:09:21Z")
“XLII. The answer is XLII.” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/162 "2024-07-19T06:16:17Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > “PC Load Letter”? What the fuck does that mean? I’m going to award it to @Knowed_Out - I could totally hear them shouting that at the screen! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/163 "2024-07-19T10:48:16Z")
Thanks @Ferris [![](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2024/05/16/learning/VTS05-20-24LN/VTS05-20-24LN-superJumbo.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp) ](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2024/05/16/learning/VTS05-20-24LN/VTS05-20-24LN-superJumbo.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/164 "2024-07-19T13:19:09Z")
“Listen, listen… I was _born_ to play Meeko. Hey, fuck that raccoon, I AM Meeko!” ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/165 "2024-07-19T15:27:26Z")
“Hey, if you’ve already cast Meeko, I can also play a meerkat!” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/166 "2024-07-19T16:36:08Z")
Would you like to sign my petition giving weasels the right to vote? ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/167 "2024-07-19T16:39:59Z")
1915, Lebanese immigrant Amir Khat arrives at Ellis Island ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/168 "2024-07-19T16:58:38Z")
I weight HOW much?! But I’ve really cut back on termites! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/169 "2024-07-19T17:28:16Z")
Goin’ to the Cincinnati Zoo! Amazon Prime, baby! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2024, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/170 "2024-07-20T11:35:25Z")
> [@knoodler](#): > > “Listen, listen… I was _born_ to play Meeko. Hey, fuck that raccoon, I AM Meeko!” Pocahontas approves. You’re up @knoodler. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2024, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/171 "2024-07-20T15:21:59Z")
Thanks! [![](https://i.imgur.com/5uO19Bt.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/5uO19Bt.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2024, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/172 "2024-07-20T15:38:39Z")
Minerva McGonagall after she joined the Death Eaters. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2024, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/173 "2024-07-20T18:19:13Z")
Ah, you must be an Autumn. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2024, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/174 "2024-07-20T18:33:00Z")
The original Pikachu was…_different_. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2024, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/175 "2024-07-20T18:36:31Z")
🎶 “I was looking for love…in all the wrong places…”🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2024, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/176 "2024-07-20T18:55:25Z")
Good morning Hetty Green, we’re here on behalf of the United Way… annnd, we’ll just see ourselves out. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2024, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/177 "2024-07-20T19:01:14Z")
“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2024, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/178 "2024-07-20T19:11:17Z")
NOT IN PLAY just to note, this wouldn’t have been the only time Lon Chaney performed in drag [https://movieposters.ha.com/itm/movie-posters/horror/lon-chaney-in-the-unholy-three-mgm-1925-autographed-portrait-photo-9-x-1125-/a/7125-86264.s](https://movieposters.ha.com/itm/movie-posters/horror/lon-chaney-in-the-unholy-three-mgm-1925-autographed-portrait-photo-9-x-1125-/a/7125-86264.s) _“Don’t step on it; it might be Lon Chaney!”_ ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2024, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/179 "2024-07-20T19:30:52Z")
“Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2024, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/180 "2024-07-21T00:27:00Z")
> [@Bicycle\_Bill](#): > > Minerva McGonagall after she joined the Death Eaters. @Bicycle_Bill sometimes the first is best. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=10)