# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 90
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2025, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1781 "2025-01-19T22:58:16Z")
Soylent charcuterie ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1782 "2025-01-20T01:41:17Z")
> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > “I want a thigh!” > “I want the belly!” > “Wait a minute - are we eating the kid or the kid?” “I’ll have a leg!” “I’ll have a wing!” “I’ll have the white meat!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1783 "2025-01-20T19:13:51Z")
The winner… > [@Lumpy](#): > > We’ve got a baby, we can feast. We can dine three days at least. Baby blood and baby bones. Baby butter for the baby scones. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1784 "2025-01-20T19:53:22Z")
Courtesy of “Doctor Who”: The Church on Ruby Road. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/XXgnqGTOXTE/maxresdefault.jpg "The Goblin Song - Official Lyric Video | The Church on Ruby Road | Doctor Who") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXgnqGTOXTE) Okay, that was quite an act to follow. Lessee… this one struck me as full of possibilities: [![](https://do.lolwot.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/20-of-the-most-hilarious-cosplay-costumes-ever-2.jpg) ](https://do.lolwot.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/20-of-the-most-hilarious-cosplay-costumes-ever-2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1785 "2025-01-20T20:00:33Z")
Ronald McDonald’s evil half-brother – sort of the Loki of the family. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1786 "2025-01-20T20:26:22Z")
“You look more like a _Nail_ than a Neil to me!” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1787 "2025-01-20T21:48:04Z")
No more Happy Meals! Now you’re getting a Hammer Meal! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1788 "2025-01-20T21:51:57Z")
“You think this is something, you should see my wife as the sci-fi Hamburglar.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1789 "2025-01-20T21:58:03Z")
Going to McDonald’s is like going to the gym. It leaves me Thor. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1790 "2025-01-20T22:00:32Z")
BurgerCon started out as a simple trade show for the fast food industry. Then things went off the rails. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1791 "2025-01-20T22:08:32Z")
“Who’s the clown with the hamm…” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1792 "2025-01-20T22:10:34Z")
> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > No more Happy Meals! Now you’re getting a Hammer Meal! McDonald’s and Marvel team up to promote the Unhappy Meal. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1793 "2025-01-20T22:26:32Z")
Don’t you just hate it when you’re the only one who thought it was a costume event? ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1794 "2025-01-20T22:39:51Z")
The fourth Helmworth brother is getting a little desperate. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2025, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1795 "2025-01-21T08:26:31Z")
“The next Monty Python geek who calls me ‘Wonald’ is gonna get it.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2025, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1796 "2025-01-21T11:36:19Z")
“I thought the movie version looked too depressing, so I made the Happy Mjolnir.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2025, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1797 "2025-01-21T16:50:49Z")
“Dress me up like a sci-fi Happy Meal mascot? I don’t think so. Homey don’t play that.” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2025, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1798 "2025-01-21T18:29:43Z")
The perfect 2020s icon reboot for Gen-X: enticing you to eat shit then as a child, enforcing you to do so now as an adult. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2025, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1799 "2025-01-21T20:37:15Z")
The god of thunderous indigestion. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2025, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1800 "2025-01-21T20:40:33Z")
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