# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 91
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2025, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1801 "2025-01-21T21:44:34Z")
Runner-Up: > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > “Thou deservest thine head broken today.” Winner: > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > BurgerCon started out as a simple trade show for the fast food industry. Then things went off the rails. @Kent_Clark take it away! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2025, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1802 "2025-01-21T22:16:40Z")
Wow, this was a good group of responses. Let’s see how you do with this. [![](https://i0.wp.com/sharonwray.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Copy-of-New-Blog-Photos.-800-%C3%97-500-px-30.png?w=800&ssl=1) ](https://i0.wp.com/sharonwray.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Copy-of-New-Blog-Photos.-800-%C3%97-500-px-30.png?w=800&ssl=1) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2025, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1803 "2025-01-21T23:02:34Z")
Propecia Armpit® has become wildly popular with the Wicca crowd. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1804 "2025-01-22T00:35:14Z")
Her abilities increased when she started branching out. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1805 "2025-01-22T01:30:52Z")
MCU’s latest villainess has the power to summon black lightning. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1806 "2025-01-22T01:53:30Z")
Those Paris fashion designs get weirder every year. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1807 "2025-01-22T02:02:42Z")
Granddaughter of Twiggy. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1808 "2025-01-22T02:05:56Z")
She _is_ the family tree. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1809 "2025-01-22T11:05:56Z")
I actually said “I wish I were sick no more,” but the genie was hard of hearing. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1810 "2025-01-22T14:19:30Z")
When Ophelia sticks it to you, she really sticks it to you. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1811 "2025-01-22T16:14:10Z")
🎶 It’s not easy being tree…🎶 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1812 "2025-01-22T16:16:20Z")
Not an entry. > **[OK Go - Last Leaf - Official Video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkYfB1C0Zgc%2F)** > > https://linktr.ee/okgomusic Website | http://www.okgo.netInstagram | http://www.instagram.com/okgoTwitter | http://www.twitter.com/okgoFacebook | http://www.... ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1813 "2025-01-22T16:59:00Z")
This dilapidated vacant lot in a decaying exurb is MINE! ALL MINE! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1814 "2025-01-22T17:21:29Z")
With a Stevie-NicksNax give the dog a bone, This whole clan is getting stoned. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1815 "2025-01-22T18:35:47Z")
“If _this_ doesn’t get me decent radio reception, I don’t know _what_ will!” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1816 "2025-01-22T18:52:57Z")
This is the last time that Willow would annoy the neighborhood witch. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1817 "2025-01-22T18:53:58Z")
🎶 Lemon tree, very pretty… 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1818 "2025-01-22T18:55:16Z")
Next season on _Agatha All Along_… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1819 "2025-01-22T18:57:39Z")
People would always remember how Jackie made an Ash of herself. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1820 "2025-01-22T18:58:51Z")
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