# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 92
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1821 "2025-01-22T19:06:57Z")
Groot is finally me tooed ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1822 "2025-01-22T19:32:08Z")
The first take for Kate Bush’s _Wuthering Heights_ did not go entirely to plan. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1823 "2025-01-22T22:49:59Z")
So many to choose from, but @running_coach get extra credit for the pun’s brevity. > [@running\_coach](#): > > She _is_ the family tree. Okay, Coach, go and run with it. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1824 "2025-01-22T23:03:11Z")
Thanks but you’re going to regret it. [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/678e0ae598eec_creepy-things-sell-online.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/678e0ae598eec_creepy-things-sell-online.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1825 "2025-01-22T23:09:04Z")
Discontinue use of Gerber Carrot Puree if child starts to exhibit unnatural physiognomy. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1826 "2025-01-22T23:14:03Z")
1997: McDonald’s Happy Meal tie-in with Gummo proves to be yet another corporate misfire. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1827 "2025-01-22T23:55:14Z")
“You know how at Christmas there’s Santa Claus but there’s also Krampus, a sort of evil anti-Santa? Well let me tell you about the Easter bunny…” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1828 "2025-01-23T11:52:28Z")
[Mary Toft](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Toft#:~:text=Mary%20Toft%20%2D%20Wikipedia,Cyriacus%20Ahlers%2C%20who%20remained%20sceptical.)’s first child ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1829 "2025-01-23T18:39:47Z")
Louise Belcher at age 2. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1830 "2025-01-23T23:21:23Z")
@Elmer_J.Fudd was no dudd. Here’s the full gallery. > **[“100 Loose Teeth”: 30 Online Listings That Are Right Out Of A Horror Movie](https://www.boredpanda.com/creepy-things-sell-online/)** > > Bag of loose human teeth, anyone? Just when we thought the world couldn't get any weirder, we came across some of the most disturbing and creepy online listings. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1831 "2025-01-23T23:29:46Z")
Thanks! [![](https://grapefruitmoongallery.com/gallery/images/lloyd5-417.jpg) ](https://grapefruitmoongallery.com/gallery/images/lloyd5-417.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1832 "2025-01-23T23:36:27Z")
“When did I get a wart on the back of my hand?” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1833 "2025-01-23T23:37:00Z")
“Ew. She has a wart on the back of her hand.” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1834 "2025-01-23T23:38:27Z")
The remodeling opportunities are wonderful. And when we’re done we’ll rename it Slan Central Station. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1835 "2025-01-24T01:43:45Z")
“Ready for a day in the ruins followed by a night at the apocalypse, Miranda looks simply stunning in her jumpsuit by Monsanto …” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1836 "2025-01-24T02:03:31Z")
“Apocalyptic wreckage makes me feel pretty.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1837 "2025-01-24T02:04:28Z")
“What a weirdo. She thinks the end of civilization makes her hot.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1838 "2025-01-24T04:27:25Z")
Look, dear. I found Henry Bemis. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1839 "2025-01-24T05:07:23Z")
Jenn56B/90 succumbs to the Elaine Benes Plague. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1840 "2025-01-24T05:09:27Z")
Greg71J/33 stares in horror at the sheer incompetence of Jenn56B/90’s last moments. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=91) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=93)