# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 93
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1841 "2025-01-24T06:28:46Z")
I told you that was too much chilli powder. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1842 "2025-01-24T11:41:28Z")
“Apparently they used these human death traps to control the population by luring them with unlimited calling plans.” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1843 "2025-01-24T20:40:20Z")
“Gary, why don’t you stop staring at my ass and help look for a nail salon that’s still open?” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1844 "2025-01-24T20:42:22Z")
After time-travelling forward to the middle of Trump’s second term, Lady Gaga put on an impromptu concert. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2025, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1845 "2025-01-25T00:55:58Z")
Let’s hope the middle is only two years from now. The winner… > [@Ferris](#): > > After time-travelling forward to the middle of Trump’s second term, Lady Gaga put on an impromptu concert. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2025, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1846 "2025-01-25T04:55:52Z")
Thanks, @Elmer_J.Fudd ! Can I pass the honour of choosing to second place? I’ll be busy for a while and don’t want to delay the fun for anyone! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2025, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1847 "2025-01-25T05:02:21Z")
Take it, @Knowed_Out… > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > “Apparently they used these human death traps to control the population by luring them with unlimited calling plans.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2025, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1848 "2025-01-25T12:25:44Z")
All good writing leaves something unexpressed [![](https://thunderdungeon.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/ai-fails-8-20241004.jpg) ](https://thunderdungeon.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/ai-fails-8-20241004.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2025, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1849 "2025-01-25T16:34:21Z")
Flush Gordon. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2025, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1850 "2025-01-25T16:34:51Z")
Thomas The Septic Tank. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2025, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1851 "2025-01-25T16:36:53Z")
Twiki’s ultimate fate. Bidet-bidet-bidet ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2025, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1852 "2025-01-25T16:40:44Z")
After taking etiquette classes, Frank was voted “Most Charmin” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2025, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1853 "2025-01-25T16:43:56Z")
“Autoflushbots, assemble!” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2025, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1854 "2025-01-25T16:51:26Z")
“I’m here to chew bubble gum and wipe ass…and I’m all out of bubble gum”. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2025, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1855 "2025-01-25T16:57:14Z")
“They call me…_Mr. Loo_” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2025, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1856 "2025-01-25T21:37:45Z")
This kid is a real head case. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2025, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1857 "2025-01-25T21:39:36Z")
The love child of Robocop and Latrine. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2025, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1858 "2025-01-25T21:41:04Z")
Jimmy’s toilet training has gone even better than we expected. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2025, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1859 "2025-01-26T16:49:56Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Twiki’s ultimate fate. > Bidet-bidet-bidet @running_coach pads the ballot box, but gets kudos for the Buck Rogers in the 25th Century mic drop. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2025, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1860 "2025-01-26T16:51:52Z")
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