# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 94
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2025, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1861 "2025-01-26T17:32:19Z")
I was hoping someone would remember Twiki and his mating call. Lets see what you all can do with something very ordinary. [![](https://preview.redd.it/pothole-reveals-victorian-era-street-underneath-v0-4tzxa6ljpemc1.jpeg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=e10a248c8398a05c628a4762842c748a3e0c584c) ](https://preview.redd.it/pothole-reveals-victorian-era-street-underneath-v0-4tzxa6ljpemc1.jpeg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=e10a248c8398a05c628a4762842c748a3e0c584c) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2025, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1862 "2025-01-26T18:02:06Z")
A poorly paved job left officials wondering who’s asphalt. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2025, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1863 "2025-01-26T18:19:43Z")
Global warming releases The Blob from its arctic imprisonment, and it returns… to show that its only desire was to resurface our streets. God, we were such assholes in the ‘50s. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2025, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1864 "2025-01-26T18:38:34Z")
Dateline 2127: proof that this spot once housed The Indianapolis Moter Speedway ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2025, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1865 "2025-01-27T17:43:11Z")
I guess this was a dead-end street. **knoodler** get honorable mention for the pun but @Slithy_Tove takes it. The photo is of a street in England that expose the underlying brickwork from the Victorian age. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2025, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1866 "2025-01-27T18:25:33Z")
Thanks, Coach How about something that challenges all your storytelling talents as well as the boundaries of good taste? [![](https://www.earthlymission.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/retro-photos-that-make-no-sense-wtf-7.jpg) ](https://www.earthlymission.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/retro-photos-that-make-no-sense-wtf-7.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2025, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1867 "2025-01-27T18:29:13Z")
Proof my father was an alien. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2025, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1868 "2025-01-27T18:30:03Z")
Why you should never choke a chicken in bed. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2025, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1869 "2025-01-27T18:30:45Z")
Why doing your own vasectomy is not a good idea. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2025, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1870 "2025-01-27T18:33:01Z")
When tentacle porn is real. [not an entry]Why challenging the boundaries of good taste is a risk with this bunch.[nae] ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2025, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1871 "2025-01-27T19:03:20Z")
Many Appalachian families maintained the old custom of the Deflowering Mattress. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2025, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1872 "2025-01-27T19:50:57Z")
Virginia Rappe’s last mattress ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2025, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1873 "2025-01-27T20:04:06Z")
“Simply place the pillow over the evidence, and remember to keep your stories consistent!” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2025, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1874 "2025-01-27T20:10:20Z")
Ma: I still hold the family record! ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2025, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1875 "2025-01-27T20:13:44Z")
When preparing Gulliver’s toast, the Lilliputians realised they should have stocked up on more chocolate spread. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2025, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1876 "2025-01-27T20:59:44Z")
Sorry girls, no matter how hard I try I just don’t see the face of Jesus in that stain. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2025, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1877 "2025-01-27T21:06:16Z")
“Our lives are full of questions. Thankfully, Tide is the answer to almost all of them.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2025, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1878 "2025-01-27T22:40:04Z")
Shortly after this the Sears catalog stopped using customer testimonials. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1879 "2025-01-28T18:38:33Z")
All good, good and dark. Winner goes to: > [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > Ma: I still hold the family record! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1880 "2025-01-28T18:46:12Z")
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