# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 95
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1881 "2025-01-28T18:51:14Z")
“Yes, I work as a masker at an auto body shop. Why do you ask?” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1882 "2025-01-28T18:51:52Z")
The face painting craze reaches critical mask. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1883 "2025-01-28T18:53:47Z")
“Give a man a mask and you won’t know what he looks like.” -Obvious Confucius ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1884 "2025-01-28T18:54:35Z")
Kermit’s unacknowledged grandson. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1885 "2025-01-28T18:56:17Z")
That’s fame for you. Even the Mucimex spokesglob gets the women. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1886 "2025-01-28T19:03:25Z")
“So, why can’t we get movie roles anymore?” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1887 "2025-01-28T19:07:34Z")
🎶…And I don’t give a damn about green-faced pallor…🎶 ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1888 "2025-01-28T19:17:36Z")
I see Jim’s been overdoing the copper supplements again. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1889 "2025-01-28T19:22:21Z")
I’ve heard of being green with envy but her hair ain’t _that_ great. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1890 "2025-01-28T19:26:06Z")
“When I say, ‘Ssssssmokin’!’ I’m not kidding.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1891 "2025-01-28T19:54:04Z")
“Who says it’s not easy being green?” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1892 "2025-01-28T20:01:21Z")
“With the recent election, we’ve entered the Era of Greed. Money takes precedence over the preservation of mankind. Embrace the color of money my child!” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1893 "2025-01-28T20:18:41Z")
An early script for “Wicked” before revision. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1894 "2025-01-29T17:38:43Z")
Let’s give it to > [@needscoffee](#): > > I see Jim’s been overdoing the copper supplements again. @needscoffee , you’re up! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2025, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1895 "2025-01-30T00:00:26Z")
Well alrighty then! [![](https://i.imgur.com/J9HuHJQ.jpg) ](https://i.imgur.com/J9HuHJQ.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2025, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1896 "2025-01-30T01:12:48Z")
Harold! Slow down! Use your turn signal next time! You’ve been swerving all over the place! It’s no wonder Wanda left you! You are so lucky your father and I have been here for you. Now when are you going to find a nice gull and settle down? ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2025, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1897 "2025-01-30T01:22:47Z")
[Gertrude and Heathcliffe](https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2182022285422330) _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2025, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1898 "2025-01-30T01:26:50Z")
🎶But I’m stronnnnnnnng! Strong enough to carry him, ohhhh He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2025, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1899 "2025-01-30T01:29:05Z")
“Target acquired - newly washed BMW at 12 o’clock. Starting bombing run!” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2025, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1900 "2025-01-30T02:36:53Z")
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