# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 96
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2025, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1901 "2025-01-30T02:39:45Z")
Fly United. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2025, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1902 "2025-01-30T02:44:46Z")
Boeing’s prototype for a new supersonic airliner came from Temu. ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2025, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1903 "2025-01-30T02:47:12Z")
NASA’s new space shuttle prototype embraced a more naturalistic design concept. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2025, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1904 "2025-01-30T02:52:52Z")
On receipt of their new space shuttle prototype, NASA officials were sure they had been gulled. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2025, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1905 "2025-01-30T03:21:42Z")
This is what happens when you build the prototype with a rudimentary lathe. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2025, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1906 "2025-01-30T05:49:10Z")
The success of Richard Bach’s book kinda went to Jonathan’s head. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2025, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1907 "2025-01-30T16:34:44Z")
Look we made a deal. I flew from San Diego to Tijuana. Its your turn. We can switch again in Buenos Aires. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2025, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1908 "2025-01-30T18:03:43Z")
Watch out for those Army Black Hawk helicopters. Those bastards love to hotdog. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2025, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1909 "2025-01-30T20:14:14Z")
Well, the turbulence is a problem, but the legroom is great! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2025, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1910 "2025-01-31T01:22:17Z")
Winner winner chicken dinner! > [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > Harold! Slow down! Use your turn signal next time! You’ve been swerving all over the place! It’s no wonder Wanda left you! You are so lucky your father and I have been here for you. Now when are you going to find a nice gull and settle down?  Honorable mention and first runner-up is @Ferris for > [@Ferris](#): > > “Target acquired - newly washed BMW at 12 o’clock. Starting bombing run!” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2025, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1911 "2025-01-31T04:01:00Z")
Staying on a theme, [![](https://www.kimballstock.com/pix/ani/p/07/pig-01-rk0161-09p.jpg) ](https://www.kimballstock.com/pix/ani/p/07/pig-01-rk0161-09p.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2025, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1912 "2025-01-31T05:41:45Z")
Wilbur loves his piggy-back rides. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2025, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1913 "2025-01-31T06:22:45Z")
Hey, Dad, look up there! It’s a sea gull riding another sea gull! How weird! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2025, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1914 "2025-01-31T07:14:00Z")
“Okay, I’m riding a hog. Hells Angels, here I come!” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2025, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1915 "2025-01-31T17:11:53Z")
“Ireland is the old sow that [eats her farrow.”](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savaging) -James Joyce “I’ll just Ulster-out up her until you’re feeling better, Mom.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2025, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1916 "2025-01-31T17:29:51Z")
You can tell it’s spring when the pigs start budding. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2025, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1917 "2025-01-31T17:30:38Z")
At least it’s not a monkey. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2025, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1918 "2025-01-31T19:31:30Z")
Living high on the hog. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2025, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1919 "2025-02-01T03:55:15Z")
> [@iamatractorboy](#): > > Hey, Dad, look up there! It’s a sea gull riding another sea gull! How weird! Second place. Just edged out by > [@running\_coach](#): > > You can tell it’s spring when the pigs start budding. @running_coach , you’re up ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2025, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1920 "2025-02-01T04:07:14Z")
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