# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 99
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1961 "2025-02-07T06:23:25Z")
Thanks KC! I know we’ve just done a funny bird ,but… > **[Vibrant Parrot with Open Beak in Lush Greenery for Wildlife Photography](https://www.vecteezy.com/photo/54671246-vibrant-parrot-with-open-beak-in-lush-greenery-for-wildlife-photography)** > > Download the Vibrant Parrot with Open Beak in Lush Greenery for Wildlife Photography 54671246 royalty-free Stock Photo from Vecteezy for your project and explore over a million other images and backgrounds. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1962 "2025-02-07T06:26:21Z")
Señor Wences wants a cracker. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1963 "2025-02-07T06:26:52Z")
Warm that thing next time!!! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1964 "2025-02-07T06:53:04Z")
[combine]🤯+:parrot:[/combine] ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1965 "2025-02-07T07:07:40Z")
I want to speak to the manager! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1966 "2025-02-07T07:10:25Z")
“Of course Listerine works for us. See?” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1967 "2025-02-07T08:00:13Z")
Carrot Top in a green sweater ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1968 "2025-02-07T21:41:38Z")
I didn’t even know birds had prostate exams. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2025, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1969 "2025-02-08T08:16:21Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Warm that thing next time!!! A close run thing with Mr Clark, but Coach takes it by a whisker (or should that be beak?) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2025, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1970 "2025-02-08T10:03:39Z")
Thanks! [![](https://preview.redd.it/tu45qtzmz1o41.png?auto=webp&s=a81bccd1f67e09de5b871d405b19e92a69d8c2aa) ](https://preview.redd.it/tu45qtzmz1o41.png?auto=webp&s=a81bccd1f67e09de5b871d405b19e92a69d8c2aa) ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2025, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1971 "2025-02-08T11:54:44Z")
World’s Strongest Man competition? Sorry, that’s on the 8th floor. This is Accounting. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2025, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1972 "2025-02-08T17:01:37Z")
Sisyphus thought he’d cheated fate, but after hearing the Muzak version of “I’m All Out of Love” for the ninth time realized he’d only traded one doom for another ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2025, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1973 "2025-02-08T17:53:08Z")
Abandoned outside the patent attorney’s office after “Death Star, fiddlesticks! Why, it doesn’t even slow them up.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2025, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1974 "2025-02-08T18:41:53Z")
Marketing sends another lead balloon up to Public Relations. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2025, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1975 "2025-02-08T18:55:04Z")
“Good for you! You’ve decided to clean the elevator. To clean and service the electromagnetic coils in the bottom, it is necessary to jettison the access plate in the floor.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2025, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1976 "2025-02-08T19:59:20Z")
So _that’s_ where I lost my muskmelon last year! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2025, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1977 "2025-02-08T20:09:02Z")
That’s odd. Usually the world gets off on the second floor. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2025, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1978 "2025-02-09T14:41:02Z")
Here be the winner. > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Marketing sends another lead balloon up to Public Relations. Also, **Slithy\_Tove** reveals he’s familiar with the works of Charles Adams. [![](https://wunderland.com/WTS/Rash/misc/images/fiddlesticks.jpg) ](https://wunderland.com/WTS/Rash/misc/images/fiddlesticks.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2025, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1979 "2025-02-09T15:24:04Z")
Another thread got me thinking about pinball. [![](https://i.pinimg.com/474x/f5/56/c9/f556c962760c75a523823b4bbf7d5d13.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/474x/f5/56/c9/f556c962760c75a523823b4bbf7d5d13.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2025, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1980 "2025-02-09T15:27:16Z")
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