A Genuine Caption Contest

Best of the bunch. @FastDan1, you’re up!



C’mon, gimme a lift. I don’t wanna have to axe again.

Take away my gun will they?

Dorothy and Scarecrow will give a lift to anybody.

Have axe, will travel.

Careful with that axe, Eugene.

(note - my daughter has started wearing old band shirts to high school. She was wearing a Pink Floyd shirt, and one of her teachers asked her to name a song, she said “Another Brick in the Wall, part 2” (yes, she included the “part 2”); I told her she should have used Careful With That Axe, Eugene if she really wanted the teacher disturbed.)

Shortly after this picture was taken, Sid cut his thumb off while chopping wood, ending his attempt to hitchhike across the United States in wood-burning vehicles only.

I am, quite coincidently, wearing a Pink Floyd shirt right now.

My chopper broke down again.

“Oh I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK…”

Who’s got one thumb and 0% chance of getting picked up? THIS GUY!

He was the tax man, but then he was t’d off.

(From the car driving by:)
Look Betty, that guy has a genuine 1830 Collins hatchet in perfect condition!
Never mind Bob, keep driving.

Shelley Duvall should have just kept driving…

Rare image of a young Abe Lincoln shortly after being kicked out of the house after admitting to cherry tree destruction.

Dammit you guys are good. I have to go with @Elmer_J.Fudd for these gems:


The 347th annual convention of the Fairy Godfathers.

The Freemasons are a secret society. Very secret.

But everyone was beautiful at the Ballet…

“He should have worn a different skirt. That one made his butt look this fat.”