A Genuine Caption Contest

In some poor countries Alpha-Bits only has one letter.

Acne flare-up? Hide it with this one simple trick!

Stay tuned for my next video: Advanced Color Techniques in Decorative Dermal Cereal Arts - with Froot Loops.

This is how we embed jewelry in my country, Cheeriongolia.

Cheerios make a great snack. Always keep some close to hand.

The young kindergarten teacher joined her class for naptime. Billy wasn’t sleepy, and found where the box of Cheerios and bottle of Gorilla Glue were stored…

Lotsa fun, but a clear winner…

Good job, Elmer!


“Pictured: June and Ward Cleaver”

More cleavage? I’ll show you more cleavage!

“Unfriend this!”

Well, that didn’t get much response but the three it did get were great, with the edge going to…

VINCENT VAN GOGH, HOLD STILL - there’s a fly on your ear.

Dr. Frederic Wertham - TAKE THIS!

Thanks, Elmer. How’s this one, folks?

These rodents are the scourge of coffee bean growers.

“I swear, if one more tourist asks if I like to ‘move it, move it’…”

“Well I guess to sum it up, you could say there are three reasons why there’s so little crime in Mayberry. There’s Andy and there’s me and [patting gun] baby makes three.”

There’s a reason Steve Buscemi’s baby pictures have never been released to the public.

The Who Horton Didn’t Hear

Well, I was hoping somebody would figure out what’s making this guy so nervous, and I think Elmer_J_Fudd has the most promising suggestion of the ones folks came up with:

Dunno, this is the second picture in a row with a small number of responses. Oh, well. Elmer, give us another one.

Sorry for the delay. More comics…