A Genuine Caption Contest

Ah, the irony!

You’ve heard of “Detroit Steel”? Well, this is “New York Iron”

Notice how he keeps himself suspended off the ground? That’s to avoid having to get a permit to iron in public.

“Extreme Ironing” is hoping to find a place as an event at the next Olympics.

This is what’s called “the Press of Traffic”.

Sam’s laundry and taxicab. Pickup and delivery. Rapid service.

Sam daydreamed that the President would need a pressed shirt immediately. And he could swoop in and save the day.

Well, obviously the ironing board isn’t going to fit inside the cab!

…and in the Fall of 2021, in an effort that would quickly prove fruitless, taxi companies started to offer gimmicky add ons in desperate hopes of recapturing some of the market share lifeblood that had been sucked off by Uber.

Sorry for the delay, folks. Runner-up was the permit joke, but this was my fave:

Take it away, Spoons!

Thanks, Quondam_Mechanic! I’ve got to be away from my computer for a bit, but I’ll be back to post a picture later today.

Okay, folks, let’s see if you can come up with a good caption for this cartoon:

“Take us to your leader! I believe her name is Lady Gaga?”

"What do your people do when you find yourselves all dressed up with nowhere to go? "

“France. We come from France.”

“We had a glitch in our navigational system. Is this Andy Warhol’s residence?”

Lamest abduction line EVER: “I’m officer Joe Friday, this is my partner officer Bill Gannon. You’ll have to come with us.”

What do you mean, the Sonny & Cher Comedy Hour was cancelled?

Boy, you earthlings do dress funny!

That’s odd… Their males don’t have 47 boobs.

“Which way to London Fashion Week?”