# A gift for people mourning over umkay **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 26, 2012, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gift-for-people-mourning-over-umkay/626355 "2012-06-26T15:37:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gift-for-people-mourning-over-umkay/626355/41 "2012-06-26T18:14:15Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > In a cave, with a box of chocolates. You see what happens, Larry? ---
**Author:** ![2gigch1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2gigch1/32/3313_2.png) [@2gigch1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2gigch1)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gift-for-people-mourning-over-umkay/626355/42 "2012-06-26T18:21:07Z")
Actually I saw there is a new reality tv program starting on Sundance called “Push Girls” which should let all the ‘I want to see pretty girls in wheelchairs’ types get their fill. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gift-for-people-mourning-over-umkay/626355/43 "2012-06-26T18:23:22Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > In a cave, with a box of chocolates. Damn, I had in the library, with the candlestick. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gift-for-people-mourning-over-umkay/626355/44 "2012-06-26T19:22:18Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > In a cave, with a box of chocolates. Zathrus, when the chocolates ran out. ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gift-for-people-mourning-over-umkay/626355/45 "2012-06-26T20:18:19Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > I forgot my mantra. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gift-for-people-mourning-over-umkay/626355/46 "2012-06-26T20:35:44Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > There are redheaded _men_, you know. Did we learn nothing from the first season of _NYPD Blue_? Nobody wants to see redheaded men naked. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gift-for-people-mourning-over-umkay/626355/47 "2012-06-26T20:47:19Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Did we learn nothing from the first season of _NYPD Blue_? Nobody wants to see redheaded men naked. _whips sunglasses off_ Looks like we all want to avoid a full moon. \*Whips sunglasses on8 Yeeeee-aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gift-for-people-mourning-over-umkay/626355/48 "2012-06-26T21:00:09Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > You’re right; I meant Jeff Bridges. Who’s the naked redhead, and is it a she, and if so is she hot? Because if it’s not Julianne Moore I’m not interested. I agree with you, at least about Jeff Bridges, who is an overrated hack. ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gift-for-people-mourning-over-umkay/626355/49 "2012-06-26T21:04:57Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > There are redheaded _men_, you know. IME, they wear skirts just like the women though! Ok kilts. Whatever. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gift-for-people-mourning-over-umkay/626355/50 "2012-06-26T21:51:46Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > I loved the bowling raptors. They really tied the island together. Bah, the sequel Cretaceous Day was actually better; they flew an alien craft, uploaded a virus in the mother ship, dumped a nuke and smoked cigars… ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gift-for-people-mourning-over-umkay/626355/51 "2012-06-26T22:01:53Z")
> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#): > > Bah, the sequel Cretaceous Day was actually better; they flew an alien craft, uploaded a virus in the mother ship, dumped a nuke and smoked cigars… Was that before or after the movie where he played the shock jock in sheepskin chaps? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gift-for-people-mourning-over-umkay/626355/52 "2012-06-26T22:21:39Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Was that before or after the movie where he played the shock jock in sheepskin chaps? _The Adventures of Buckaroo Baker Boy_? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gift-for-people-mourning-over-umkay/626355/53 "2012-06-26T22:58:17Z")
> [@Strainger](#): > > Her last name doesn’t seem particularly fitting. Thank you. My inner OCD was going nuts with each post that failed to point out the elephant in the room. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2012, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gift-for-people-mourning-over-umkay/626355/54 "2012-06-27T01:40:35Z")
I forget, which Jeff was in Tronsylvania 6-500? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2012, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gift-for-people-mourning-over-umkay/626355/55 "2012-06-27T03:06:13Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > _The Adventures of Buckaroo Baker Boy_? _The Fisher Banzai_. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2012, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gift-for-people-mourning-over-umkay/626355/56 "2012-06-27T03:24:17Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Nobody wants to see redheaded men naked. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2012, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gift-for-people-mourning-over-umkay/626355/57 "2012-06-27T03:26:23Z")
> [@blondebear](#): > > I forget, which Jeff was in Tronsylvania 6-500? Goldbloom. 🙂 But… Gina Davis… giggity. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2012, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gift-for-people-mourning-over-umkay/626355/58 "2012-06-27T15:21:52Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Did we learn nothing from the first season of _NYPD Blue_? Nobody wants to see redheaded men naked. I only watched NYPD Blue after Caruso left. I was YEARS ahead of the rest of you in hating him. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2012, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gift-for-people-mourning-over-umkay/626355/59 "2012-07-04T22:43:55Z")
“mobileme is closed” I guess that placard is hot. It’s a redhead, at least. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2012, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gift-for-people-mourning-over-umkay/626355/60 "2012-07-05T05:53:41Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > I don’t watch Jeff Goldblum movies unless I’m given some assurance that he will be murdered by the end of it, or unless there’s at least one hot naked redhead in it. - **Polycarp** arranges for **Skald** to be transported to an alternate universe in which the key scene of a movie is Jeff Goldblum deftly extracting the answers to the mystery he is investigating from Danny Bonaduce in a sauna, noting that he did not define the sex of the redhead in question nor delimit ‘hot’ to ‘sexually attractive’.\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gift-for-people-mourning-over-umkay/626355.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-gift-for-people-mourning-over-umkay/626355.md?page=4)