# A girl, one cow, rides off into the sunset

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 8, 2011, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-girl-one-cow-rides-off-into-the-sunset/577656 "2011-04-08T13:50:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2011, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-girl-one-cow-rides-off-into-the-sunset/577656/21 "2011-04-10T11:58:40Z")

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Now that’s a muted cow.

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**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2011, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-girl-one-cow-rides-off-into-the-sunset/577656/22 "2011-04-10T13:26:54Z")

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I heard about this through the bovine.

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**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2011, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-girl-one-cow-rides-off-into-the-sunset/577656/23 "2011-04-11T18:00:53Z")

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Limbo. How low can she go?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2011, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-girl-one-cow-rides-off-into-the-sunset/577656/24 "2011-04-11T18:06:25Z")

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I just hope all this exercise doesn’t make the meat all tough and stringy.

(What?)

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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-girl-one-cow-rides-off-into-the-sunset/577656/25 "2011-04-12T18:43:07Z")

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They still have a ways to go before they try for the moon.

Thank you Gary Larson

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-girl-one-cow-rides-off-into-the-sunset/577656/26 "2011-04-13T11:34:52Z")

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> [@Sarabellum1976](#):
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> Not to nitpick, but I don’t know that I’d classify what that cow is doing as “jumping”. Certainly nowhere on par with a horse that jumps. The cow always has 2 feet on the ground.
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> That being said, I’m sure as far as jumping cows go, that one is very talented. 🙂

I can’t believe you have a beef about this young woman and her jumping pet. She’s clearly not cowed by adversity.  
(Ducks and runs like hell…)

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-girl-one-cow-rides-off-into-the-sunset/577656/27 "2011-04-13T11:41:36Z")

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ESPN showed some video of this the other day. It was in the “Not Top 10” feature on SportsCenter. The pictures are well done and they do make the cow look like the cow is jumping much more than it actually is.

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