# A Goon Show non sequitur thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 15, 2026, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912 "2026-06-15T16:46:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2026, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/1 "2026-06-15T16:46:56Z")
Rubbish - you can’t have a bald wig with hair on. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2026, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/2 "2026-06-15T16:47:32Z")
I don’t wish to know that! ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2026, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/3 "2026-06-15T16:52:21Z")
I’m sorry, I didn’t see you standing in that coffee pot! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2026, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/4 "2026-06-15T17:29:08Z")
Fine, fine, fine! ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2026, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/5 "2026-06-15T21:20:40Z")
Don’t point that moot at me, Moriarty! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2026, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/6 "2026-06-15T21:40:52Z")
Give 'em that old posh talk, Wal! ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2026, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/7 "2026-06-15T22:37:41Z")
How’s yer old dad? ---
**Author:** ![eburacum45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eburacum45/32/8690_2.png) [@eburacum45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eburacum45)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2026, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/8 "2026-06-15T23:27:27Z")
Now Seagoon, look into my eyes, toot toot toot. . . little daggers come out and point all the way along my eyes to his, too-tooty toot toot. . . the secrets of Bottles mesmerism is bending Ned to my will. . .. strainnnnn strainnnnn powers of eyes, powers of eyes… Ohhh squint, squint, squinteeee.. . Squin.. . ohh, my nose has started to bleed. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2026, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/9 "2026-06-15T23:36:00Z")
…waits for applause…not a sausage. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/10 "2026-06-16T00:19:04Z")
I must scrutinize you with an intense scrute. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/11 "2026-06-16T02:12:04Z")
I can’t understand it – we live in a bungalow. ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/12 "2026-06-16T11:17:49Z")
He’s fallen in the water. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/13 "2026-06-16T12:15:02Z")
I do not like this game. I’m always getting deaded. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/14 "2026-06-16T12:44:30Z")
Meet me at Track 5 in three minutes or Track 3 in five minutes, whatever’s faster! ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/15 "2026-06-16T13:07:44Z")
You will kindly step onto the balcony for your reception, please? ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/16 "2026-06-16T13:33:43Z")
The black-bearded criminal must have got in through the door or the windows. Everything else was locked. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/17 "2026-06-16T13:34:21Z")
I talk to da treeeees…dat’s why dey put me a-waaaaay… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/18 "2026-06-16T14:28:22Z")
Needle nardle noo. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/19 "2026-06-16T15:07:14Z")
…to name but a few. ---
**Author:** ![its\_the\_daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bb73d2/32.png) [@its\_the\_daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/its_the_daddy)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/20 "2026-06-16T15:49:01Z")
I’m wslking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish sea. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912.md?page=2)