# A Goon Show non sequitur thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 15, 2026, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912 "2026-06-15T16:46:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/21 "2026-06-16T16:07:16Z")
Sellers! How _dare_ you change from my voice to his for one joke only! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/22 "2026-06-16T17:19:21Z")
It’s all in the mind, really. ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/23 "2026-06-16T17:28:11Z")
Open the door! How do I do that? You turn the knob on your side. I haven’t got a knob on my side… ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/24 "2026-06-16T17:30:28Z")
We’ve come to disconnect your phone. I haven’t got one. Don’t worry, we’ve brought one with us. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/25 "2026-06-16T18:04:13Z")
He walked with a pronounced limp. L-I-M-P…pronounced “limp.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/26 "2026-06-16T18:10:44Z")
It must have been hell in there. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/27 "2026-06-16T18:14:26Z")
Oooh, a big red cigar with a wick on the end! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/28 "2026-06-16T21:07:00Z")
Well, if you shut your eyes it will get dark right away. ---
**Author:** ![eburacum45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eburacum45/32/8690_2.png) [@eburacum45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eburacum45)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/29 "2026-06-16T21:26:06Z")
It’s writted on this bit of paper, what is eight o’clock, is writted. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/30 "2026-06-16T21:43:26Z")
I could tell from his broken English that he was a broken Englishman. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/31 "2026-06-16T22:20:26Z")
Hello, folks, I’ve lost my megaphone. Hello, folks! ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2026, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/32 "2026-06-17T12:15:10Z")
Stand and deliver! Hands up or I’ll split your grotkin in each quarter! ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2026, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/33 "2026-06-17T12:40:52Z")
It was winter, and the snow was falling gently on the slopes of Brigitte Bardot. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2026, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/34 "2026-06-17T13:15:21Z")
Ying tong iddle i po. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2026, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/35 "2026-06-17T18:57:09Z")
You can’t park there, mate! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2026, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/36 "2026-06-17T20:33:21Z")
I wonder where we are. I’ll just play this map on the gramophone. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2026, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/37 "2026-06-18T16:21:19Z")
Now, this is how to catch the gorilla: all you need is a portable, collapsible boot repair shop. ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2026, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/38 "2026-06-18T17:45:07Z")
Announcer: Ten miles he swam. The last three were agony. Seagoon: They were over land. Finally I fell in a heap on the ground. I’ve no idea who left it there ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2026, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/39 "2026-06-18T22:22:42Z")
Er, that was Ray Ellington. We all wish him a speedy recovery. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/40 "2026-06-19T02:15:33Z")
And then the monsoons came, and they couldn’t have come at a worse time - bang in the middle of the rainy season. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912.md?page=3)