# A Goon Show non sequitur thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 15, 2026, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912 "2026-06-15T16:46:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/41 "2026-06-19T19:37:55Z")
Here’s a photograph of two shillings. ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/42 "2026-06-19T23:08:06Z")
You gotta be careful, there’s a lot of work about, mate. Only two more days and I celebrate me fifty years without work. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/43 "2026-06-19T23:52:26Z")
Silence! Silence, Jim, when you speak to me! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2026, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/44 "2026-06-21T01:20:33Z")
Yes, they were all deaded. ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2026, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/45 "2026-06-21T01:45:34Z")
But what’s Lurgi got to do with me and Pasteur and the other painters? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/46 "2026-06-22T23:50:50Z")
Whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat? ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2026, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/47 "2026-06-23T00:25:40Z")
Ohhh, here we go again! I’m frightened to do it alone. Oh, if only there was another idiot. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2026, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/48 "2026-06-23T01:10:32Z")
Hello, dere. ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2026, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/49 "2026-06-23T03:00:59Z")
The Quodge: bare knees covered with long underpants. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2026, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/50 "2026-06-23T15:26:43Z")
SCOTTISH VOICE: [SECOMBE] What about the Naafi? CRUN: Naafi, what is Naafi? SCOTTISH VOICE: An organisation working for the downfall of the British Army. CRUN: Have they succeeded? SCOTTISH VOICE: Several times. ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2026, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/51 "2026-06-24T10:59:10Z")
Stretch me scallybonkers and flatten me Doreen Lundies! It’s a Japanese mirror trick! We shall have to get out of here. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2026, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/52 "2026-06-24T12:42:33Z")
We shall be traveling by bagpipe. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2026, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/53 "2026-06-24T13:07:43Z")
Can I borrow your shoe? I want to read the paper. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2026, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/54 "2026-06-24T14:42:09Z")
Hand me that piano. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2026, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/55 "2026-06-24T15:32:37Z")
I’m a certified bingo player. Give me a bingo, and I can play _Land of Hope and Glory!_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2026, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/56 "2026-06-26T16:12:29Z")
Scrimson, scramson, and scree. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2026, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/57 "2026-06-26T16:47:50Z")
Sapristi nyockos! Yaka-baka-boo! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2026, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/58 "2026-06-27T22:18:48Z")
This is the BBC. ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2026, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912/59 "2026-06-27T22:51:53Z")
“A full prison is a happy one.” signed, the Home Secretary [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-goon-show-non-sequitur-thread/1030912.md?page=2)