# A Great Big, Beautiful MMP!

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-great-big-beautiful-mmp/510918
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Tags:** mmp
**Created:** [September 21, 2009, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-great-big-beautiful-mmp/510918 "2009-09-21T07:33:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-great-big-beautiful-mmp/510918/81 "2009-09-23T02:05:24Z")

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No **rigs** , he’s very angry at me, not the situation. He feels both **Mr. Taters** and I showed poor jdugement in not checking when the bank closed. Maybe we did, I don’t know.

I rarely complete transactions inside the bank; I usually use the ATM. Our paychecks are direct deposit, blank checks are sent in the mail, so you see, I guess I should have checked. Sigh…I hate disappointing my kids.

We’ll have the situation resolved tomorrow, and when I pick him up from work, I’ll pick him up in his car so that he’ll get to drive it home.

He was so angry he posted about it on FB and deleted my comment trying to explain the situation.:rolleyes: Teenagers…sometimes you gotta wonder.

Hope all the meds help poor Bernie, **FCM.**

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### Author: ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-great-big-beautiful-mmp/510918/82 "2009-09-23T02:14:11Z")

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> [@Taters](#):
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> No **rigs** , he’s very angry at me, not the situation. He feels both **Mr. Taters** and I showed poor jdugement in not checking when the bank closed. Maybe we did, I don’t know.

No. If it were that important that you get to the bank on time, maybe he could have called to check himself. I mean, really, why would you have expected the banks’ hours to change? You’re not a mind reader.

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### Author: ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-great-big-beautiful-mmp/510918/83 "2009-09-23T02:18:41Z")

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I bet it’s more crushing disappointment with you guys as easy targets. Don’t beat yourself up about it. Will it matter in a week? No–he just had a different set of expectations. And he will be able to drive it tomorrow. I mean it’s not like you came to him once his suitcases were packed and said, btw, you can’t go to college–we didn’t allocate money for it…

Ok, weird analogy, but that actually did happen to a friend of my daughter’s. Her parents let her apply, get accepted and start planning etc, then dropped their bomb. She was enraged.

Not to say that your son shouldn’t be angry etc, but it’s a small thing, really. (I have also found that attempting to use their FB page to clarify only backfires. Their parent’s posting on there seems to make them lose face with their peers. Whatever).

As a family therapist, I make a good librarian. 🙂

**Doggio** -but do nurses like you? :dubious: 😛

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### Author: ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-great-big-beautiful-mmp/510918/84 "2009-09-23T02:28:34Z")

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[QUOTE=rigs]  
Don’t get me started on Jim West (Robert Conrad, NOT Will Smith).  
[/QUOTE]  
Yeah - but Will Smith, cone on! what a hunk! 🙂

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### Author: ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-great-big-beautiful-mmp/510918/85 "2009-09-23T02:28:44Z")

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> [@eleanorigby](#):
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> **Doggio** -but do nurses like you? :dubious: 😛

Caterers do!:D;)

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### Author: ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-great-big-beautiful-mmp/510918/86 "2009-09-23T02:29:39Z")

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Eh, he’s cute in his own way, but NOT as James West (maybe I have a thing for men named Jim?).

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### Author: ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-great-big-beautiful-mmp/510918/87 "2009-09-23T02:30:03Z")

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> [@eleanorigby](#):
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> **Doggio** -but do nurses like you? :dubious: 😛

My mom likes me, I’m still waiting to hear from you and **PICU**.😛

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### Author: ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-great-big-beautiful-mmp/510918/88 "2009-09-23T02:36:15Z")

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> [@whiterabbit](#):
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> I’d have _said_ Kirk if you had. (Kirk is as full of himself as Shatner, though! _g_) Possibly weirdly, I’d go straight for McCoy. You can have the captain. 🙂

> [@eleanorigby](#):
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> Well, for me, the two are inseparable. I never did warm up to TJ Hooker one bit.  
> No lust for Spock? I get him AND Kirk; you all can have Leonard…  
> Just don’t invite Scotty, Sulu or Chekov. Ugh to all 3.

Yeah - I had a crush on Kirk, but I really have a thing for Shatner as he is now. I adored him on Boston Legal

> [@Always Brings Pie](#):
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> **I have a secret crush on doggio, but don’t tell him.** 😉

what?

> [@Always Brings Pie](#):
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> No. If it were that important that you get to the bank on time, maybe he could have called to check himself. I mean, really, why would you have expected the banks’ hours to change? You’re not a mind reader.

I completely agree.

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### Author: ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-great-big-beautiful-mmp/510918/89 "2009-09-23T02:46:57Z")

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I’m not incredibly anxious about Grandma or anything, I’m just a bit concerned. She’d gotten back from going out to lunch with a friend, so she isn’t doing all _that_ badly. She just sounded kinda…wiped. To think I thought she was old when I was a kid!

{{{{{ **FCM and Bernie** }}}}} Bernie’s such a sweetie. Poor pup, fleas are no fun at all. Luckily I haven’t had to deal with them in a long time. My kitteh hasn’t picked up any and I don’t have her on any of the preventatives; I won’t put her on that stuff if she doesn’t need it. _knocking on wood furiously, which is not difficult in a log cabin_

I’m glad I’m not the only one who is interested in the good doctor, even if that does mean I have to fight for him. 🙂

{{{{{ **taters** }}}}}

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### Author: ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-great-big-beautiful-mmp/510918/90 "2009-09-23T03:11:45Z")

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I have a secret crush on Pie, but don’t tell her. 😉

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### Author: ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-great-big-beautiful-mmp/510918/91 "2009-09-23T03:26:24Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> I have a secret crush on [color=purple]Pie, but don’t tell her.[/COLOR] 😉

why not? 😛

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### Author: ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-great-big-beautiful-mmp/510918/92 "2009-09-23T05:17:46Z")

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> [@Taters](#):
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> No **rigs** , he’s very angry at me, not the situation. He feels both **Mr. Taters** and I showed poor jdugement in not checking when the bank closed. Maybe we did, I don’t know.

Nah, he’s angry that you’re not an absolutely perfect and prescient mind reader. Maybe he should think about what his life had been like if his mother _was_ a prescient mind reader… the horror!

So, he evidently still hasn’t learned that other people aren’t prescient mindreaders. Has he figured it out about himself? Does he expect everybody to be prescient telepaths, or only his parental units?

_chill pill for the **Li’l Tater** _

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### Author: ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-great-big-beautiful-mmp/510918/93 "2009-09-23T10:56:35Z")

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The lergy is still present in the **ems** household…however I am dressed and out of my jammies which I am viewing as progress even if it is sweat pants and a T-shirt.

**TaterTot** really not showing he is mature enough to handle a car…sorry I don’t normally comment on things like this but come on…the world doesn’t revolve around him.

I think I am hungry…but I am really not sure…

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### Author: ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-great-big-beautiful-mmp/510918/94 "2009-09-23T11:17:10Z")

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blurf

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### Author: ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-great-big-beautiful-mmp/510918/95 "2009-09-23T11:24:06Z")

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Well, I’m glad that it’s Wednesday because I get to head to TVLand later today. However… WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IT’S **ONLY** WEDNESDAY???:eek::eek:

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### Author: ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-great-big-beautiful-mmp/510918/96 "2009-09-23T11:38:04Z")

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Blurf. I successfully foraged on the drive to work.

> [@eleanorigby](#):
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> No lust for Spock? I get him AND Kirk; you all can have Leonard…
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> Just don’t invite Scotty, Sulu or Chekov. Ugh to all 3.

Y’all can have the lot of them, they don’t do anything for me.

Yeoman Rand, OTOH… I’ll be in my bunk.

**Taters** , something is seriously whacked in Spudville. He’s a teen, _you_ are getting him a car that he’s not paying (much?) for out of his pocket, and he has his panties in a wad because you didn’t get to the bank in time to withdraw the $$$$ to pay for it?

You need to tell Mr. Entitled TaterTot that he has about 30 seconds to get his nose back into joint or he’ll walk another year. The car may be his to drive, but you and hubby own it legally.

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### Author: ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-great-big-beautiful-mmp/510918/97 "2009-09-23T11:53:23Z")

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Hey folks- Yikes about the car **Taters**. He’s mad and you’re the easy target. Don’t let him take it out on you too much, though. Everyone (I bet him, too!) makes mistakes and we shouldn’t beat each other up too much over them.

My boy is home sick today. Poor pumpkin- he’s fluish but no fever. He never gets a fever. Not a cold though…

Off to shower!

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### Author: ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-great-big-beautiful-mmp/510918/98 "2009-09-23T11:54:15Z")

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Funny, he doesn’t look fluish . .

😃 😉

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### Author: ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-great-big-beautiful-mmp/510918/99 "2009-09-23T11:57:24Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> Funny, he doesn’t look fluish . .
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> 😃 😉

Hah!

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### Author: ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-great-big-beautiful-mmp/510918/100 "2009-09-23T12:07:29Z")

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Up, off to work.

: slaps rosie with a wet trout :

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