# A guy gave me his number while i was jogging outside... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 4, 2015, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924 "2015-09-04T18:25:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2015, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/241 "2015-09-10T21:05:44Z")
> [@Marylnshephards](#): > > What are you picking on me for?:rolleyes: If you don’t like the way I write then don’t read my post. No one is forcing you to participate in this thread.Now move along You weren’t kidding about the PMS, were you… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Marylnshephards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Marylnshephards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marylnshephards)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2015, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/242 "2015-09-10T21:08:33Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > You weren’t kidding about the PMS, were you… 😉 LOL , I guess not ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2015, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/243 "2015-09-10T21:10:00Z")
> [@scootergirl](#): > > What do I want to read about? Just one thing. Please tell us about the freaky sex! Forget the rest. Don’t get all carried away with the details of who texted and when. That’s a bit like porn with a plot - booooring! Just get to the good stuff right out of the gate. I think you’re just not watching the _right_ porn. Porn with a boring plot is boring; porn with a good plot adds to the enjoyment. **Marylnshephards** , keep the story building! But note that **scootergirl** is correct that too many details of who texted when are boring. Make sure it all contributes to the narrative. The bit about no freaky sex this week because of PMS? Great example of growing the story. > [@Marylnshephards](#): > > No one is forcing you to participate in this thread.Now move along I see what you did there. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Marylnshephards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Marylnshephards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marylnshephards)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2015, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/244 "2015-09-10T21:12:21Z")
Who says we are going to have sex when we hangout? I guess we shall see :dubious: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2015, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/245 "2015-09-10T21:19:37Z")
> [@Marylnshephards](#): > > Who says we are going to have sex when we hangout? I guess we shall see Did you say, “we?” Oh yay! I’m on pins and needles. **TroutMan** I **do** get what you’re saying. :). ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2015, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/246 "2015-09-10T22:21:09Z")
> [@Marylnshephards](#): > > Who says we are going to have sex when we hangout? I guess we shall see :dubious: 😃 You did. > [@Marylnshephards](#): > > Unfortunately, it wont happen until next week because neither of us are free until then plus this week is time of the month(PMS) ,I would hate hanging out in this state > > … emph mine… ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2015, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/247 "2015-09-10T22:53:50Z")
> [@harmonicamoon](#): > > Trade your keyboard in for a Chevy Cobalt and you may have a chance. A Chevy Cobalt plus $50. > [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > Well, with that kind of life style, you can’t blame her for missing a few periods. > > _slinks out_ +1 for the joke. -1 for inserting a space in a noun. It’s like something the OP would do. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2015, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/248 "2015-09-10T23:20:31Z")
> [@Marylnshephards](#): > > Who says we are going to have sex when we hangout? I guess we shall see :dubious: 😃 Well, you put a lot of space between your periods. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2015, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/249 "2015-09-10T23:23:56Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > If she’s posting from a mobile device, it might explain it. My tablet is always a little titchy with the space bar and I have to pay attention to make sure it works. Nah. Not buying it. I post tons from my phone or iPad. If she has a twitchy space bar, why no odd spaces before or after her words? ---
**Author:** ![Marylnshephards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Marylnshephards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marylnshephards)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/250 "2015-09-11T02:06:06Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > Well, you put a lot of space between your periods. your annoying. I am putting you on my ignore list ---
**Author:** ![Marylnshephards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Marylnshephards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marylnshephards)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/251 "2015-09-11T02:21:11Z")
You have that option of moving on to the next thread instead of keep coming back attacking about me not using spaces, which I am doing :rolleyes: I added you on ignore so I wont have to see your comments anymore ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/252 "2015-09-11T02:25:30Z")
You should unfriend him, too. ---
**Author:** ![Arrendajo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arrendajo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrendajo)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/253 "2015-09-11T02:30:30Z")
> [@Marylnshephards](#): > > your annoying. I am putting you on my ignore list Since you are new to this board, Marylnshephards, you might not know that historically and culturally the posters here prefer to write and read grammatically correct English. We like punctuation, especially when used correctly. We like posters who know the difference between you’re and your. But what we really like is vivid descriptions of freaky sex! Spare no detail, and we will forgive your lack of writing skilz. ---
**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/254 "2015-09-11T02:36:03Z")
Also I’m pretty sure it’s against the rules to say who you have on ignore. ETA and omg I promised myself I would NOT come into this trainwreck. Damn. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/255 "2015-09-11T02:38:38Z")
With the promise of descriptive freaky sex, I expect many will come. To this thread, I mean. ---
**Author:** ![Gotlift](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9fc348/32.png) [@Gotlift](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gotlift)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/256 "2015-09-11T03:30:32Z")
OP, can you describe yourself physically and what you were wearing that day? Just trying to complete the picture. All I see is a ton of yoga pants these days so I’m thinking you were wearing them too. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/257 "2015-09-11T04:46:35Z")
Better yet, post a pic! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/258 "2015-09-11T06:03:17Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > +1 for the joke. -1 for inserting a space in a noun. It’s like something the OP would do. :smack: Can I blame Gaudere? I guess that won’t fly this time. The mistake, \*and \*resorting to the very kind of moronic slut-shaming that I hate with a passion, just to make a cheap joke? Next I’ll be spouting homophobia in txtspk. Or torturing kittens for the lolz. Yeah, that was pretty inexcusable. I think I’ll just go hate myself for a while now. ---
**Author:** ![Marylnshephards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Marylnshephards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marylnshephards)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/259 "2015-09-11T10:12:55Z")
> [@Arrendajo](#): > > Since you are new to this board, Marylnshephards, you might not know that historically and culturally the posters here prefer to write and read grammatically correct English. We like punctuation, especially when used correctly. We like posters who know the difference between you’re and your. But what we really like is vivid descriptions of freaky sex! Spare no detail, and we will forgive your lack of writing skilz. Umm, I have posted on other forums before and no one complained about my writing skills. This dude kept coming back making snide comments about my grammar. I already told him to leave the thread if he doesn’t like it but he keeps making snarky comments. It was starting to get on my nerves. As long you understand what I am saying then why does it matter? It should be against the rules to make fun of someone else writing skills, spelling and grammar. I am on sure if it on this forum so someone correct me on that ---
**Author:** ![Marylnshephards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Marylnshephards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marylnshephards)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/260 "2015-09-11T10:19:42Z")
> [@Gotlift](#): > > OP, can you describe yourself physically and what you were wearing that day? Just trying to complete the picture. All I see is a ton of yoga pants these days so I’m thinking you were wearing them too. lol just tank top and soccer shorts [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924.md?page=14)