# A guy gave me his number while i was jogging outside...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 4, 2015, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924 "2015-09-04T18:25:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![Marylnshephards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Marylnshephards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marylnshephards)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/281 "2015-09-11T22:17:50Z")

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> [@Procrustus](#):
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> That’s a great question. Personally, I don’t doubt your story. However, one could post this question if one were a guy who was thinking about cruising around town giving his number to joggers, and wanted some feedback in advance about how said joggers may react to this unusual type of pick up attempt.
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> I’ve never understood why someone would pretend to be a paralyzed teenage girl, but we had one of those here once.

Oh really? Some people have too much time on their hands. Anyways, my story might sound unusual or not believable but it is real. I just didn’t like other users accusing me for making it up when they don’t have the evidence to back it up.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/282 "2015-09-11T22:36:23Z")

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Mary, why don’t you ask him to give you something while you are jogging?

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/283 "2015-09-11T22:58:25Z")

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> [@Marylnshephards](#):
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> Another update
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> We resumed contact and he told me that he wants to hangout soon. He asked me if I am free in couple days so we can hangout…

I, personally, think you should hangout.

You should hangout alot.  
mmm

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/284 "2015-09-11T23:15:26Z")

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> [@Marylnshephards](#):
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> Oh really? Some people have too much time on their hands. Anyways, my story might sound unusual or not believable but it is real. I just didn’t like other users accusing me for making it up when they don’t have the evidence to back it up.

We also have no evidence that its credible - you’re asking for advice, you’re openly ignoring it, you’re basically blogging your interactions - and you’re getting attention (which is why you keep bumping this).

Enjoy your 15 minutes.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/285 "2015-09-11T23:27:18Z")

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Mary, do you think he will last 15 minutes?

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/286 "2015-09-11T23:32:36Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> Mary, do you think he will last 15 minutes?

He’ll be in and out in 5.

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**Author:** ![Gotlift](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9fc348/32.png) [@Gotlift](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gotlift)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/287 "2015-09-12T00:01:16Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> He’ll be in and out in 5.

5?! He’s only 23. That would be impressive. He hasn’t even learned how to warm _her_ up yet.

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**Author:** ![Marylnshephards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Marylnshephards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marylnshephards)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/288 "2015-09-12T02:27:40Z")

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LOL, he said even though I am 2 years younger than you, I bet I can teach you new things .Then he said he’s a very good pleaser 😛

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**Author:** ![Marylnshephards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Marylnshephards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marylnshephards)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/289 "2015-09-12T02:53:22Z")

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He asked me if I like to be f\*\*uck\*ed almost immidiately, the first time i texted him.I guess he made his made his intentions very clear

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**Author:** ![phaemon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/977dab/32.png) [@phaemon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phaemon)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/290 "2015-09-12T02:56:07Z")

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> [@j666](#):
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> There are ten spaces here , and a space between e a c h l e t t e r h e r e. So extra space will only show up before punctuation marks.

The board doesn’t remove the spaces, it’s just that web browsers ignore whitespace (like tabs, spaces, carriage returns) and turn them into a single space. It’s why you need to add paragraph tags to get a new paragraph in HTML. If you View Source on this page you can see that the 10 spaces are still there (or Quote this message and you’ll see them).

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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/291 "2015-09-12T03:09:59Z")

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> [@Marylnshephards](#):
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> He asked me if I like to be\*\* f **uck\*ed** almost immidiately, the first time i texted him.I guess he made his made his intentions very clear

Ummm…flouckled? Frouckeed? Faluckied?

Is it a jogging term?

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**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/292 "2015-09-12T03:13:13Z")

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> [@phaemon](#):
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> The board doesn’t remove the spaces, it’s just that web browsers ignore whitespace (like tabs, spaces, carriage returns) and turn them into a single space. It’s why you need to add paragraph tags to get a new paragraph in HTML. If you View Source on this page you can see that the 10 spaces are still there (or Quote this message and you’ll see them).

I didn’t know it was the browser, but it still explains why the only odd spaces are before punctuation marks.

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**Author:** ![Stringbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Stringbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stringbean)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/293 "2015-09-12T03:18:14Z")

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This dude probably does this 30 times a week, gets contact from 6 or 7 girls, and sends dirty messages to weed out the prudes quickly.

I’m betting he gets 1 or 2 girls willing to fuck a week.

Numbers game, folks.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/294 "2015-09-12T03:29:12Z")

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> [@Marylnshephards](#):
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> He asked me if I like to be f\*\*uck\*ed almost immidiately, the first time i texted him.I guess he made his made his intentions very clear

I’ll bet you can’t wait to take him home to meet mom. He sounds charming.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/295 "2015-09-12T08:56:40Z")

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> [@Marylnshephards](#):
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> …my story might sound unusual or not believable but it is real.

You keep saying that but you still haven’t explained what you find so “unusual” about your particular story. Near as I can tell, you were outside and someone else who also happened to be outside, within shouting distance, stopped you and gave you his number. You took the bait and called. Turns out he wants to have sex with you. Now you’re just waffling and negotiating the details.

When does the “unusual” part of the story begin?

What’s not believable is that anyone would find any of this unusual. Hence, our reluctance to believe what is otherwise so completely mundane.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/296 "2015-09-12T10:35:44Z")

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Mary, it’s really nice to see you catching up with your long lost brother.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/297 "2015-09-12T10:41:19Z")

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All I know is that if someone actually ends up getting laid in this story, I’m totally getting a Chevy Cobalt.

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**Author:** ![Urbanredneck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ea5d25/32.png) [@Urbanredneck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Urbanredneck)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/298 "2015-09-12T11:28:20Z")

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To the OP.

Please keep posting updates. Curious to see how your first real face to face meeting and date goes.

Will he show up with flowers?

Will he sweep you off your feet with his charm?

Can he put together a fun evening you will enjoy?

Also, back when I was dating I know one of the big issues for the girl was “what should I wear”? Are you dealing with that?

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/299 "2015-09-12T13:10:59Z")

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> [@Urbanredneck](#):
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> Will he show up with flowers?
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> Will he sweep you off your feet with his charm?
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> Can he put together a fun evening you will enjoy?
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> Also, back when I was dating I know one of the big issues for the girl was “what should I wear”? Are you dealing with that?

I’ve never noticed your capacity for sublime humour in any of your previous posts, **Urbanredneck**. Is this is a whole new side of you we’re seeing? If so, I must say it’s pleasant and welcome surprise.

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**Author:** ![Marylnshephards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Marylnshephards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marylnshephards)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/300 "2015-09-12T13:47:13Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> You keep saying that but you still haven’t explained what you find so “unusual” about your particular story. Near as I can tell, you were outside and someone else who also happened to be outside, within shouting distance, stopped you and gave you his number. You took the bait and called. Turns out he wants to have sex with you. Now you’re just waffling and negotiating the details.
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> When does the “unusual” part of the story begin?
> 
> What’s not believable is that anyone would find any of this unusual. Hence, our reluctance to believe what is otherwise so completely mundane.

Its because some users accused me for making this up which is unfair. I just wanted to ensure everyone who doubted my story that it’s real.Wether they believe it or not is another story

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