# A guy gave me his number while i was jogging outside... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 4, 2015, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924 "2015-09-04T18:25:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Marylnshephards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Marylnshephards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marylnshephards)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/321 "2015-09-12T17:07:43Z")
Guys please just ignore cmyk.I added him on ignore for this reason and if evryone keeps quoting him…well it defeats the purpose. Lets not let him throw this thread off track.Obviously he’s just looking for reaction ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/322 "2015-09-12T17:16:53Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > Will he charm her when they meet? > Will he charm her off her feet? > Will he charm her with a flower? > Will he charm her in the shower? > > Will they [asterisk] in the park? > Will they [asterisk] in the dark? > Will they [asterisk] in a Cobalt? > Will they [asterisk] with a… oh, fuck. > > Nothing rhymes with “Cobalt”. 24-volt ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/323 "2015-09-12T17:23:45Z")
> [@Marylnshephards](#): > > Guys please just ignore cmyk. I dunno. You’re free to ignore whomever you want, of course, but the rest of us usually aren’t big fans of the passive-aggressive approach. We’re more into the trout-slapping sort of aggressive. Then, later on, we all get in the sauna together. That’s the best part. Especially when someone brings the goat. ---
**Author:** ![Marylnshephards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Marylnshephards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marylnshephards)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/324 "2015-09-12T17:30:15Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > I dunno. You’re free to ignore whomever you want, of course, but the rest of us usually aren’t big fans of the passive-aggressive approach. We’re more into the trout-slapping sort of aggressive. > > Then, later on, we all get in the sauna together. That’s the best part. Especially when someone brings the goat. Well, I just don’t want this thread to turn into flame war and go off track. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/325 "2015-09-12T17:52:44Z")
> [@Marylnshephards](#): > > …I’ll also get my eye brows done… Yes, definitely get your eye brows done before you hangout. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/326 "2015-09-12T18:07:10Z")
> [@Marylnshephards](#): > > Guys please just ignore cmyk.I added him on ignore for this reason and if evryone keeps quoting him…well it defeats the purpose. Lets not let him throw this thread off track.Obviously he’s just looking for reaction Naming people on your ignore list is against the rules outside of The Pit. Don’t do this again. And a reminder to everyone in this thread that accusations of trolling are also against the rules. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/327 "2015-09-12T19:22:12Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > Then, later on, we all get in the sauna together. That’s the best part. Especially when someone brings the goat. I thought the squid lived in the hot tub. Are you sure about it being the sauna? ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/328 "2015-09-12T19:37:19Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > We’re more into the trout-slapping sort of aggressive. Wait, what did I ever do to you? ---
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/329 "2015-09-12T19:48:08Z")
> [@Asimovian](#): > > Naming people on your ignore list is against the rules outside of The Pit. Don’t do this again. > > And a reminder to everyone in this thread that accusations of trolling are also against the rules. **Mary** , please don’t get BANNED. At least not until we read about the…well you know. And yes, it can and does happen if you don’t follow the rules of the board. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/330 "2015-09-12T19:52:06Z")
> [@scootergirl](#): > > At least not until we read about the…well you know. Seconding this. We need closure. ---
**Author:** ![Stoneburg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Stoneburg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoneburg)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/331 "2015-09-12T20:00:17Z")
I feel like I want to give you guys a hug. And maybe some tips about opening up emotionally and relaxing. 😉 Much love. \<3 ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/332 "2015-09-12T20:02:42Z")
> [@Marylnshephards](#): > > Well, I just don’t want this thread to turn into flame war and go off track. Oh, don’t worry, people won’t do that until they figure out whether or not you screwed Mr. Cobalt on the first date. I suggest doggy style and some baaa-baaaa sound effects for your first encounter. It will feel more natural for him. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/333 "2015-09-12T20:06:02Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > Will he charm her when they meet? > Will he charm her off her feet? > Will he charm her with a flower? > Will he charm her in the shower? > > Will they [asterisk] in the park? > Will they [asterisk] in the dark? > Will they [asterisk] in a Cobalt? > Will they [asterisk] with a… oh, fuck. > > Nothing rhymes with “Cobalt”. Will they [asterisk] on the asphalt. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/334 "2015-09-12T20:12:11Z")
\*Mary had a pair of skates On the ice she liked to frisk What a silly girl she was Her little \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Arrendajo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arrendajo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrendajo)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/335 "2015-09-12T20:47:54Z")
Asphalt is the best rhyme yet. The rhyming dictionary only gave me lowball, noble, oval, and snowball. None of those even end in t. They did it in the evening, On the asphalt Gritty gray Still warm from the summer sun Near his Cobalt. By the way, Fucking on the asphalt Could cause A bad abrasion; But some prefer it that way – Bring gauze For the occasion. ---
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/336 "2015-09-12T21:30:57Z")
> [@Arrendajo](#): > > Asphalt is the best rhyme yet. The rhyming dictionary only gave me lowball, noble, oval, and snowball. None of those even end in t. > > They did it in the evening, > On the asphalt > Gritty gray > Still warm from the summer sun > Near his Cobalt. > By the way, > Fucking on the asphalt > Could cause > A bad abrasion; > But some prefer it that way – > Bring gauze > For the occasion. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Marylnshephards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Marylnshephards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marylnshephards)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/337 "2015-09-12T21:49:27Z")
Another update guys He texted me and said he said he can’t wait to see me :)we are meeting up this coming up week. I have to find out if he’s free on Monday ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/338 "2015-09-12T22:06:43Z")
> [@Marylnshephards](#): > > idk, I wasn’t neccessary saving myself for someone special, it just didn’t happen. I have been approached by few guys but I was not interested/no attraction What was it about this guy? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/339 "2015-09-12T22:10:41Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > What was it about this guy? Any port in a storm. ---
**Author:** ![Marylnshephards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Marylnshephards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marylnshephards)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/340 "2015-09-12T22:21:18Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > What was it about this guy? I don’t know, he’s the first guy who I approached me in over a year that I feel attracted to. I liked another guy but found out from someone else that he already has girlfriend. The other ones that approached me were either old enough to be my father or no attraction, where I couldn’t even picture myself french kissing them [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924.md?page=18)