# A guy gave me his number while i was jogging outside... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 4, 2015, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924 "2015-09-04T18:25:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Marylnshephards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Marylnshephards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marylnshephards)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/381 "2015-09-14T01:26:24Z")
Oh lord is already asking me if I ever took it up the @ss lol :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/382 "2015-09-14T01:52:13Z")
> [@Marylnshephards](#): > > Oh lord is already asking me if I ever took it up the @ss lol :eek: Those damn proctologists… always fishing for new business… ---
**Author:** ![Marylnshephards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Marylnshephards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marylnshephards)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/383 "2015-09-14T01:57:28Z")
He made it clear that he wants to have sex when we meet :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/384 "2015-09-14T01:59:25Z")
> [@Marylnshephards](#): > > Oh lord is already asking me if I ever took it up the @ss lol :eek: What did you say? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/385 "2015-09-14T02:00:02Z")
> [@Marylnshephards](#): > > He made it clear that he wants to have sex when we meet :eek: and you’re \*\*\*surprised \*\*\*by this? ---
**Author:** ![desertmonk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@desertmonk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/desertmonk)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/386 "2015-09-14T02:04:59Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > BTW, yeah, **TroutMan** : “Fasterisk” is now added to my active vocabulary. Prepare to see it shamelessly stolen and put to use on a message board near you. 😉 I’m still not sure what it means 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/387 "2015-09-14T02:05:00Z")
> [@simster](#): > > and you’re \*\*\*surprised \*\*\*by this? …well, Nobody expects the “Garish Imposition”… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Marylnshephards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Marylnshephards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marylnshephards)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/388 "2015-09-14T02:10:07Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > What did you say? 🙂 He said he wants to try it out ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/389 "2015-09-14T02:12:36Z")
> [@Marylnshephards](#): > > He said he wants to try it out That wasn’t what he asked. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/390 "2015-09-14T02:14:28Z")
> [@Marylnshephards](#): > > He said he wants to try it out You misread “you” as “he”? :dubious: I didn’t ask what _he_ said, you already told us that. My question was how did _you_ respond to his little back-door query? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/391 "2015-09-14T02:17:59Z")
This guy sounds like a pain in the ass. Really, how could you think to meet him? On the other hand, this will make for a _fantastic_ “How We Met” entry in the [wedding album](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=564849)! Let us know how things pan out, ok? Later! ---
**Author:** ![Marylnshephards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Marylnshephards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marylnshephards)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/392 "2015-09-14T02:18:05Z")
Well I said doesn’t it hurt? but he assured me that if its done right and we use allot of lube it wont hurt lol ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/393 "2015-09-14T02:24:29Z")
Mary, if you’re looking for something real, this isn’t it. That last text indicates pretty clearly he doesn’t respect you. If you’re looking for fasterisking, go for it. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/394 "2015-09-14T02:32:36Z")
Dammit! I know I need to quit reading this thread but I just can’t! “Look, ye wretches, take your fill of the fair sight.” Leontius. ---
**Author:** ![desertmonk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@desertmonk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/desertmonk)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/395 "2015-09-14T02:33:11Z")
Somebody tell me what fasterick is before this thread is closed ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Marylnshephards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Marylnshephards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marylnshephards)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/396 "2015-09-14T02:33:37Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > Mary, if you’re looking for something real, this isn’t it. That last text indicates pretty clearly he doesn’t respect you. If you’re looking for fasterisking, go for it. Well I do want to have sex with him but I am not sure if is going to disappear after, more like hit it and quit it? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/397 "2015-09-14T02:38:09Z")
> [@Marylnshephards](#): > > Well I said doesn’t it hurt? but he assured me that if its done right and we use allot of lube it wont hurt lol Hahahahahahahaha. So it’s a green light then? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/398 "2015-09-14T02:40:49Z")
> [@Marylnshephards](#): > > Well I do want to have sex with him but I am not sure if is going to disappear after, more like hit it and quit it? look - just go fasterick his brains out - get it out of your system already - he’ll either stick around or text you for the next booty call. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/399 "2015-09-14T02:43:30Z")
> [@Marylnshephards](#): > > Well I do want to have sex with him but I am not sure if is going to disappear after, more like hit it and quit it? He will disappear. For sure. Have no doubt. 110% sure. Please. He might hit it a couple times, depending on just how much of a freak you are but rest assured he **will** quit it. I can’t believe I’m typing this. I feel silly. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/400 "2015-09-14T02:48:56Z")
So what if he disappears? Just get in your Civic, drive around, and when you see a guy you think is cute then throw your number at him. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924.md?page=19) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924.md?page=21)