# A guy gave me his number while i was jogging outside... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 4, 2015, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924 "2015-09-04T18:25:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![Marylnshephards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Marylnshephards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marylnshephards)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/401 "2015-09-14T02:54:06Z")
LOL my ex and I slept together the first time we spend time together because the attraction was so strong. We ended up staying together for few years. Anything is possible? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/402 "2015-09-14T03:25:17Z")
> [@Marylnshephards](#): > > Oh lord is already asking me if I ever took it up the @ss lol :eek: I’m betting you star in a pit thread real soon. ---
**Author:** ![Marylnshephards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Marylnshephards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marylnshephards)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/403 "2015-09-14T03:28:21Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I’m betting you star in a pit thread real soon. what does this mean? 😕 lol ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/404 "2015-09-14T03:53:25Z")
> [@desertmonk](#): > > Somebody tell me what fasterick is before this thread is closed ☹ It’s like fampersanding but much much dirtier. (fastericking \> f\*ing) ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/405 "2015-09-14T03:59:56Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > Well obviously so you can buy a big bucket of popcorn, drill a hole in the bottom, then put it in your lap. When the popcorn gets low enough your date reaches in and finds the surprise, and then it’s just a fun time all-around. Bonus points if it’s a showing of **Diner**. I think what pisses me off if this is all real, is it encourages this guy and maybe others to approach female joggers in their cars. C’mon women, band together and shut this kid of thing down. It’s like telemarketers. If no one, and I mean no one, bought anything from them, they would stop. Right?! ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/406 "2015-09-14T04:08:32Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > Bonus points if it’s a showing of **Diner**. > > I think what pisses me off if this is all real, is it encourages this guy and maybe others to approach female joggers in their cars. C’mon women, band together and shut this kid of thing down. > > It’s like telemarketers. If no one, and I mean no one, bought anything from them, they would stop. Right?! nope - there’s always hope of running into a 25 year old that hasn’t bought anything in a while that really really really wants to buy something - but needs to talk to a message board full of strangers first to see what they think about it. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/407 "2015-09-14T04:20:12Z")
> [@desertmonk](#): > > Somebody tell me what fasterick is before this thread is closed ☹ You really couldn’t figure it out from context? Even without context, what would you interpret as the meaning of the letter F + an asterisk (\*), generally? Now please, thread, stop using this ridiculous “word”. ---
**Author:** ![Stoneburg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Stoneburg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoneburg)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/408 "2015-09-14T04:21:07Z")
When I recommended you don’t have sex on the first date, obviously I didn’t mean anal. I mean come on, who doesn’t do anal on a first date? Actually… lol… I just remembered that it happened that way once. What you SHOULD do is turn this whole thing around on him. Like start asking questions about how big his dick is, how long he can go down for and how much stamina he’s got. Like: “Just so you know, I’ve turned down guys before when they’ve taken their pants off. I like big dicks and if it’s not at least a bit over average, that’s a deal breaker for me. Sorry, I hope you don’t think I am too shallow.” Or: “I need at least 1 hour of foreplay and 30 minutes of good sex in order to come, so you better bring your A-game.” Or why not: “Hey I’m ok with anal if you are. And by that, I mean you go first. I’ve got a medium sized dildo that we could try…” ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/409 "2015-09-14T04:21:57Z")
> [@simster](#): > > nope - there’s always hope of running into a 25 year old that hasn’t bought anything in a while that really really really wants to buy something - but needs to talk to a message board full of strangers first to see what they think about it. “Now, what’s it going to take to get this dick in your ass TODAY?” ---
**Author:** ![Marylnshephards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Marylnshephards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marylnshephards)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/410 "2015-09-14T04:34:04Z")
> [@Stoneburg](#): > > When I recommended you don’t have sex on the first date, obviously I didn’t mean anal. I mean come on, who doesn’t do anal on a first date? > Actually… lol… I just remembered that it happened that way once. > What you SHOULD do is turn this whole thing around on him. Like start asking questions about how big his dick is, how long he can go down for and how much stamina he’s got. > > Like: “Just so you know, I’ve turned down guys before when they’ve taken their pants off. I like big dicks and if it’s not at least a bit over average, that’s a deal breaker for me. Sorry, I hope you don’t think I am too shallow.” > > Or: “I need at least 1 hour of foreplay and 30 minutes of good sex in order to come, so you better bring your A-game.” > > Or why not: “Hey I’m ok with anal if you are. And by that, I mean you go first. I’ve got a medium sized dildo that we could try…” LOL,i hope I don’t get attached ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/411 "2015-09-14T04:38:30Z")
Someone tell her to do oral before anal please…n/m, she’ll figure it out on her own. ---
**Author:** ![Marylnshephards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Marylnshephards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marylnshephards)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/412 "2015-09-14T04:39:20Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > Bonus points if it’s a showing of **Diner**. > > I think what pisses me off if this is all real, is it encourages this guy and maybe others to approach female joggers in their cars. C’mon women, band together and shut this kid of thing down. > > It’s like telemarketers. If no one, and I mean no one, bought anything from them, they would stop. Right?! If this is all real???what’s so unusual about it that some of you keep accusing me for making this up :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Urbanredneck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ea5d25/32.png) [@Urbanredneck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Urbanredneck)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/413 "2015-09-14T04:48:43Z")
Your possible theme: “Ready to Take a Chance Again” by Barry Manilow Lyrics: _And I’m ready to take a chance again Ready to put my love on the line with you Been livin’ with nothing to show for it You get what you get when you go for it And I’m ready to take a chance again with you_ ---
**Author:** ![Marylnshephards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Marylnshephards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marylnshephards)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/414 "2015-09-14T04:48:56Z")
Anyways,i am having second thoughts …I am just not sure if I am going to go along with anymore ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Gotlift](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9fc348/32.png) [@Gotlift](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gotlift)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/415 "2015-09-14T05:08:06Z")
> [@Stoneburg](#): > > Movies as a first date really sucks… The point is to engage in interactions that allow you to get to know each other and do something enjoyable together, right? A movie really doesn’t give you any of that. There has to be a million other things to do. Heck I’d rather just go for a walk than waste 1-2hrs that could have been spent getting to know the other person. > > Also… what the fuck is up with some of you people? First you fall out of your chair by the fact that someone got a phone number and is going on a date, because obviously this is so of the ordinary that it has to be made up…? Then it’s all about how much he fucks, she fucks, they fuck or don’t fuck and what a slut he or she is or isn’t. That’s some really sad shit. > Tip to the OP: > You know what really impresses men on a date? A woman who is calm, relaxed and happy. If you happen to say something funny once in a while that is also a huge bonus, but really, you just need to breathe, relax and be yourself. And we really don’t give a crap about your shoes or how your eyebrows look. > > And you need to realize that there is about a 97%\* chance that he wants to fuck you, and that doesn’t depend on your personality. Hell I slept with a girl that was the dumbest person I ever met (when I was his age) just because she was cute. At that age we (men) don’t give a damn, we will usually put our dicks into anything that doesn’t gross us out. > > If you’re interested in relationships and not just a one-off sexual encounter, I would strongly suggest that you don’t sleep with him (including HJ’s and BJ’s) on the first date. For some reason we are wired in a way that when we ejaculate, we immediately lose interest in the other person unless we’ve built up an emotional connection (which takes time no matter what he says). > > But really, just be hyper honest about everything and speak your mind. Not playing games is incredibly refreshing and attractive. > > - I calculate there is a 3% chance something happened that day that puts him totally out of the mood. Yup! ---
**Author:** ![Urbanredneck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ea5d25/32.png) [@Urbanredneck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Urbanredneck)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/416 "2015-09-14T05:15:02Z")
> [@Marylnshephards](#): > > Anyways,i am having second thoughts …I am just not sure if I am going to go along with anymore ☹ Just meet for a quick bite, go for a walk and talk a bit. If after an hour you dont feel a spark, admit it and go home. Sure beats spending the evening home alone, AGAIN. ---
**Author:** ![Gotlift](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9fc348/32.png) [@Gotlift](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gotlift)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/417 "2015-09-14T05:23:51Z")
> [@Marylnshephards](#): > > Anyways,i am having second thoughts …I am just not sure if I am going to go along with anymore ☹ He sounds like a child. Mature men don’t typically ask about anal before even meeting a person on a first date. If you are down for that then great, but I wouldn’t recommend giving up the ass on the first date. When I was younger, I had two roommates and we partied our asses off. One roommate hooked up with a girl and got the ass on the first date. She became the joke of the party anytime she was around. Needless to say she split after a week or two. My point is, anal points get you no respect. Hell, I don’t even think it came up for several months into my relationship with my wife and we moved in together after two months of dating. He sounds like he wants to use you. If you want to get laid then I recommend you go into this with the idea of using him, but keep it on your terms and don’t allow him to pressure you into anything you don’t want to do. ---
**Author:** ![Urbanredneck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ea5d25/32.png) [@Urbanredneck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Urbanredneck)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/418 "2015-09-14T05:42:01Z")
> [@Marylnshephards](#): > > Anyways,i am having second thoughts …I am just not sure if I am going to go along with anymore ☹ I hope my Barry Manilow reference didnt scare you off. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/419 "2015-09-14T06:17:38Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > Now please, thread, stop using this ridiculous “word”. Hey, no fasterisking way, man. As Sam Clemens said, “_It is a good word and bears repeating._” ---
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2015, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924/420 "2015-09-14T06:38:52Z")
> [@Marylnshephards](#): > > Well I said doesn’t it hurt? but he assured me that if its done right and we use allot of lube it wont hurt lol Two words: enema first. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924.md?page=20) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-guy-gave-me-his-number-while-i-was-jogging-outside/729924.md?page=22)