The Internet Police
are now looking for you
run, NinjaChick, run…
copyright goons come,
frothing for the chop-socky
pirate to be wiped
Floppy disks too small
Zip drive has the Click of Death
Only CDs will do
Dammit, I messed up on that one:
Floppy disks too small
Zip drive has the Click of Death
So CDs it is.
haiku rocks your face!
simple words of expression
speaking full volumes.
Sunspace looks at discs
stacked high against the wall. “I
want DVD-R”.
More haiku to be
written – are they words or mere
electronic blips?
Just burnt my first disc
Marked the blank side with a key
Scratched up the wrong side
burner in the mail
a long time CD buyer
turns to the dark side
DVD burner
too expensive, why not just
buy ski mask and gun
It’s hard to use a gun
to mark MPEG video;
guns are just too large.
burner downloads tunes
to soothe my muzak numbed ears
alas, boss looms near
cannot let thread die
must copy contents to word
then burn to CD
Haikus without end
Teeming Masses are poets
Where are my pants, fool?
we are all poets
yet none of us even know it
pants are at my house
damn it all to hell
too many syllables for
proper haiku, shit!