# A Hammers and Chisels and Knees: Oh My! MMP (With Bonus Kitty Goodness!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [March 5, 2007, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hammers-and-chisels-and-knees-oh-my-mmp-with-bonus-kitty-goodness/394624 "2007-03-05T02:49:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hammers-and-chisels-and-knees-oh-my-mmp-with-bonus-kitty-goodness/394624/201 "2007-03-08T18:11:23Z")
[QUOTE=VunderBob] :smack: Damned astigmatism. I first saw that as _Leaves are **naked** _, causing much 😕 And my mind has not spent the day in the gutter, either… [/QUOTE] Well, you know when it’s **swampy** posting, ‘naked’ is the default word anway. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hammers-and-chisels-and-knees-oh-my-mmp-with-bonus-kitty-goodness/394624/202 "2007-03-08T18:19:53Z")
\*\*Puggy \*\* - we did have a crate for Scruffy - she managed to destroy it. But it’s gotten to where the peeing is only occasional - I think she really does try. I’m home early because I have a bone density scan and tit-squishin’ this afternoon. Besides having to pick up the paperwork, I need to de-deodorize myself, since the tit-squishin’ people told me no deodorant or powder. I also need to clean up my ceramics tools and get them in the car for class tonight, just in case I’m running late. I actually had a pretty good night last night, except for the cat sleeping on my side of the bed. First, she was under the covers. Then she was snuggled against my left arm. Then against my left hip. Then between my feet. I swear, I reached down to make sure it was her and not a dog - she’s really porked up! :eek: I don’t wanna be mean to her, but dagnabbit, it’s \*my \* side of the bed. Apparently she thinks it’s hers. And it’s almost Friday, so that’s good. I’m ready for a weekend. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hammers-and-chisels-and-knees-oh-my-mmp-with-bonus-kitty-goodness/394624/203 "2007-03-08T18:20:13Z")
Great! Now you pervs are picturin’ me rakin’ leaves nekkid. 😛 Although, I could in the back yard and nobody would know cause I have a privacy fence. Still, I feel that leaf rakin’ is not a clothing optional chore. One must maintain some sense of propriety after all. Ok, off to check out a few more jobs on this here puter. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hammers-and-chisels-and-knees-oh-my-mmp-with-bonus-kitty-goodness/394624/204 "2007-03-08T18:23:21Z")
_ **Help Wanted** : Nekkid Leaf Raker. Good benefits. Call today._ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hammers-and-chisels-and-knees-oh-my-mmp-with-bonus-kitty-goodness/394624/205 "2007-03-08T19:02:49Z")
[QUOTE=FairyChatMom] _ **Help Wanted** : Nekkid Leaf Raker. Good benefits. Call today._ 😃 [/QUOTE] **BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!** \ ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hammers-and-chisels-and-knees-oh-my-mmp-with-bonus-kitty-goodness/394624/206 "2007-03-08T19:08:54Z")
**swampy** , are you at it again? First nekkid aig fryin’, now nekkid leaf rakin’? What’s next, nekkid tax payin’? :dubious: 😛 ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hammers-and-chisels-and-knees-oh-my-mmp-with-bonus-kitty-goodness/394624/207 "2007-03-08T19:10:49Z")
[QUOTE=Spatial Rift 47] **swampy** , are you at it again? First nekkid aig fryin’, now nekkid leaf rakin’? What’s next, nekkid tax payin’? :dubious: 😛 [/QUOTE] I’ll do that one. All the easier for the IRS to kiss my ass… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hammers-and-chisels-and-knees-oh-my-mmp-with-bonus-kitty-goodness/394624/208 "2007-03-08T19:11:35Z")
_DON’T ASK HIM WHAT’S NEXT!!!_ He’ll tell you! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hammers-and-chisels-and-knees-oh-my-mmp-with-bonus-kitty-goodness/394624/209 "2007-03-08T19:37:44Z")
[QUOTE=Mama Tiger] The puppies and I have had a [rough day](http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m5/MamaTiger4747/New%20Knee/sufferingpuppies1.jpg) [thus far](http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m5/MamaTiger4747/New%20Knee/Sufferingpuppies3.jpg) – I only wish I suffered as much as my animals do! [/QUOTE] Ooooh, puppies! Beautiful puppies! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hammers-and-chisels-and-knees-oh-my-mmp-with-bonus-kitty-goodness/394624/210 "2007-03-08T20:15:58Z")
[QUOTE=FairyChatMom] _DON’T ASK HIM WHAT’S NEXT!!!_ He’ll tell you! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: [/QUOTE] How bout nekkid clay throwin’? 😛😛😛😛😛😛 ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hammers-and-chisels-and-knees-oh-my-mmp-with-bonus-kitty-goodness/394624/211 "2007-03-08T20:25:17Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear] How bout nekkid clay throwin’? 😛😛😛😛😛😛 [/QUOTE] While I might be the one going on vacation, it is apparent to me that I’m not the one NEEDING one… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Blue-Sighted\_Shadow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecae2f/32.png) [@The\_Blue-Sighted\_Shadow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Blue-Sighted_Shadow)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hammers-and-chisels-and-knees-oh-my-mmp-with-bonus-kitty-goodness/394624/212 "2007-03-08T20:25:57Z")
Nekkid clay throwin’ sounds like it’d itch somethin’ fierce, that’s what. Just got back from the dentist. One of my fillings had started to fall out, so it had to be replaced. He was worried about it showing. I don’t know why, I have a mouth full of silver fillings anyway. Why are Novocaine needles so darn big, anyway? And it takes forever, too. Maybe that’s because I require a LOT of Novocaine. It always freaks me out to feel my right side going numb, since that’s the Bell’s palsy side. I’m always afraid that the feeling won’t come back this time. ---
**Author:** ![taxi78cab](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47c2d/32.png) [@taxi78cab](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/taxi78cab)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hammers-and-chisels-and-knees-oh-my-mmp-with-bonus-kitty-goodness/394624/213 "2007-03-08T20:32:23Z")
Today’s going better. I stopped at Panera at lunch time and got a brownie. Chocolate fixes everything. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hammers-and-chisels-and-knees-oh-my-mmp-with-bonus-kitty-goodness/394624/214 "2007-03-08T20:36:09Z")
Ooo! I missed Tigs’ last post because we practically simulposted, and mine ended up on the next page. So anyway… PUPPIES! Yay darling puppies! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hammers-and-chisels-and-knees-oh-my-mmp-with-bonus-kitty-goodness/394624/215 "2007-03-08T20:40:12Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear] How bout nekkid clay throwin’? 😛😛😛😛😛😛 [/QUOTE] One good turn deserves another. **BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!** \ ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hammers-and-chisels-and-knees-oh-my-mmp-with-bonus-kitty-goodness/394624/216 "2007-03-08T21:05:37Z")
Well, somehow I got suckered into going to a kid’s baseball game before the hockey game tonight. I have not the slightest interest in baseball, but one of my hockey buddies pleaded with me to go to her son’s game with her. The things I do for my friends… **Mama Tigs** , those purty puppies do look comfy! “Naked clay throwing”. \>snerk\< ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hammers-and-chisels-and-knees-oh-my-mmp-with-bonus-kitty-goodness/394624/217 "2007-03-08T21:06:30Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear] How bout nekkid clay throwin’? 😛😛😛😛😛😛 [/QUOTE] Well, it finally happened. The MMP has gone to pot. All the lurkers’ eyes start to glaze over. Our names become mud. And then before we know it, the MMP is kilned dead and the great dream is shattered. :o [sub]please, no applause. just throw money.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hammers-and-chisels-and-knees-oh-my-mmp-with-bonus-kitty-goodness/394624/218 "2007-03-08T21:08:22Z")
I say we get nekkid and throw clay at **Spats**! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hammers-and-chisels-and-knees-oh-my-mmp-with-bonus-kitty-goodness/394624/219 "2007-03-08T21:12:40Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear] I say we get nekkid and throw clay at **Spats**! 😛 [/QUOTE] You mean **spatter** him? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hammers-and-chisels-and-knees-oh-my-mmp-with-bonus-kitty-goodness/394624/220 "2007-03-08T21:16:24Z")
[QUOTE=Spatial Rift 47] Well, it finally happened. The MMP has gone to pot. All the lurkers’ eyes start to glaze over. Our names become mud. And then before we know it, the MMP is kilned dead and the great dream is shattered. :o [sub]please, no applause. just throw money.[/sub] [/QUOTE] Money for you to go away? :smack: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hammers-and-chisels-and-knees-oh-my-mmp-with-bonus-kitty-goodness/394624.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hammers-and-chisels-and-knees-oh-my-mmp-with-bonus-kitty-goodness/394624.md?page=12)