# A handsome woman.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 21, 2007, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351 "2007-11-21T18:59:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![pprgrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f6c823/32.png) [@pprgrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pprgrl)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/41 "2007-11-22T01:19:23Z")
I tried two photos that were taken at the same time, same head angle, same facial expression. The only difference it that the first was glasses-on and the second was glasses off. The first gave me Daniel Radcliffe as my closest match. The highest match for the second was Kirsten Dunst. None of the celebrities from the first photo were repeated with the second, and none of them look a bit like me. Their face match program is bollocks if you ask me. ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/42 "2007-11-22T01:29:21Z")
[QUOTE=Skammer] Hey! I’m a [dead ringer](http://www.myheritagefiles.com/I/storage/site1/files/00/16/31/001631_43694563a84474tafsh293.JPG) for Heath Ledger! Er, more or less. Still, that’s what I’m going to tell everyone. Personally I think Kris Kristofferson is closer. [/QUOTE] I think the Heath Ledger one is a pretty good match. It’s the eyes and nose. My best match was someone named Victoria Abril (Never heard of her), followed by Susan Sarandon, Stacy Ferguson, Emmy Rossum, Sarit Hadad, Mae West, Gwyneth Paltrow, and finally…Golda Meir! Weird. I have never heard of Victoria Abril, Emmy Rossum, or Sarit Hadad. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/43 "2007-11-22T01:32:51Z")
Emmy Rossum was in _Phantom of the Opera_, I think. ---
**Author:** ![anu-la1979](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@anu-la1979](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anu-la1979)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/44 "2007-11-22T02:32:02Z")
I got 80% for Celina Jaitley and 78% for Cindy Crawford. Now where’s my modeling contract??? There has to be a goblin and troll department at Elite ---
**Author:** ![StuffLikeThatThere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc8723/32.png) [@StuffLikeThatThere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StuffLikeThatThere)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/45 "2007-11-22T03:28:27Z")
**twicks** , I wouldn’t worry about it. Apparently all my Swiss ancestors were actually Asian women. I don’t think the results have much to do with anything resembling reality. ---
**Author:** ![brownie55](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f14d63/32.png) [@brownie55](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brownie55)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/46 "2007-11-22T03:29:39Z")
Oh, what the hell, it’s Thanksgiving. If you can’t tell the truth now, then when? Twickster, this won’t make your day, but it’s making mine. I have had a crush on you since I came to this site. You are smart, funny, and when you want to be sexy and sardonic. One of the great mysteries to me is that you are alone. I better shut up now, but from a hetero guy, nobody with a Y chromosome would ever think you were a guy. Signed, Smitten ---
**Author:** ![moonstarssun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9bd4f/32.png) [@moonstarssun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moonstarssun)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/47 "2007-11-22T03:35:13Z")
[Here’s mine.](http://www.myheritagefiles.com/I/storage/site1/files/08/81/11/088111_521812d15f4474haz05q85.JPG) Weird stuff. I don’t see much resemblance in any of 'em, unfortunately. ---
**Author:** ![sunstone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunstone/32/3372_2.png) [@sunstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sunstone)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/48 "2007-11-22T03:54:05Z")
Here is mine > **[Free Family Tree, Genealogy, Family History, and DNA Testing](https://www.myheritage.com/)** > > Create your family tree. Take a MyHeritage DNA test for ancestry and genetic testing. Access 19.5 billion historical records for genealogy research. ---
**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/49 "2007-11-22T04:52:55Z")
WTH. How can I be 76% Ashely Olsen and 74% Steve Buscemi? I’m basically the ugliest person in the world! ---
**Author:** ![Spacegirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Spacegirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spacegirl)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/50 "2007-11-22T05:28:32Z")
So I ran 3 photos, and the first one came up as a match with Angelina Jolie at 90% :eek:. I’m pretty sure I don’t look like Angelina. I am not Asian, but the second 2 photos came up with my top matches as Asian women. Calista Flockhart showed up as a match for all of my photos. I agree with **Tremorviolet** that it seems to mostly match photos with the same pose/facial expression. Either way, I’m flattered! ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/51 "2007-11-22T06:05:21Z")
[Here’s mine](http://www.myheritagefiles.com/I/storage/site1/files/11/91/42/119142_83290169b15474wtuvgh92.JPG). I don’t think any of them look like me. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/52 "2007-11-22T06:09:05Z")
If you think I’m posting the results for me that included **BOB FRIGGIN’ DYLAN** , you’ve all got another think coming. Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan. ::goes off to sulk with twickster:: Stoopid website. ---
**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/53 "2007-11-22T07:10:20Z")
Tried with the color picture in a different pose. Now, it thinks I look like Little Bow Wow. ---
**Author:** ![E.Thorp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@E.Thorp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E.Thorp)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/54 "2007-11-22T08:22:42Z")
Christopher Lloyd and Jimi Hendrix. Together at last. ---
**Author:** ![Staggerlee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/staggerlee/32/3134_2.png) [@Staggerlee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Staggerlee)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/55 "2007-11-22T11:53:35Z")
[QUOTE=Projammer] I’m usually told I look like Charles Brosnan. [My collection](http://www.myheritagefiles.com/I/storage/site1/files/03/78/32/037832_567618556b4474qbkpir30.JPG) Guess he’s too old school for the lineup. [/QUOTE] You look a bit like the Seer in Krull, when that Mimic creature has mimicked him. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/56 "2007-11-22T12:22:42Z")
In order from “closest”, I resemble: James Randi Annette Bening ( :eek: ) Vangelis Paul McCartney Kurt Cobain Sophie Marceau Vladimir Putin Johannes Strauss God almighty. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/57 "2007-11-22T12:24:33Z")
[QUOTE=FaerieBeth] I think the Heath Ledger one is a pretty good match. It’s the eyes and nose. My best match was someone named Victoria Abril (Never heard of her). [/QUOTE] Spanish actress; she’s worked a lot in French movies and was in several Almodóvares. You’re welcome - and I’m happy to be able to identify someone! 90% of the people who came up leave me scratching my head. ---
**Author:** ![Brainiac4](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brainiac4/32/3534_2.png) [@Brainiac4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brainiac4)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/58 "2007-11-22T13:45:18Z")
[QUOTE=Cartooniverse] In order from “closest”, I resemble: James Randi Annette Bening ( :eek: ) Vangelis Paul McCartney Kurt Cobain Sophie Marceau Vladimir Putin Johannes Strauss God almighty. 😃 [/QUOTE] Please, please, PLEASE post the pic. Partly just because I want to see what image they are using for God almighty. ---
**Author:** ![VanillaGorilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f9ae1b/32.png) [@VanillaGorilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VanillaGorilla)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/59 "2007-11-22T15:00:30Z")
I got the idea to enter a picture of a celebrity into that thing, and it sort of works. Apparently Jennifer Aniston looks as much as herself as she does Camilla Belle. On the other hand it wouldn’t recognize Marilyn Mansons picture as a face at all, for some reason. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/60 "2007-11-22T15:09:53Z")
**brownie55** – I’d throw in a dozen of the blushing smiley, but that whole “blow job” confusion might mix the message a bit. Thanks very, very much for making my day! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351.md?page=4)