# A handsome woman.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 21, 2007, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351 "2007-11-21T18:59:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/61 "2007-11-22T16:02:19Z")
**Hazelnut** –come on, the blonde’s a dead ringer for ya! I’m still reeling re the Swedish(?) guy in the mustache for me… ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/62 "2007-11-22T16:19:53Z")
I couldn’t get any pictures to recognize that I even HAVE a face. My wedding picture closeup picked out a blurry tree behind me and tried to match it. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/63 "2007-11-23T00:02:16Z")
[QUOTE=FilmGeek] I couldn’t get any pictures to recognize that I even HAVE a face. My wedding picture closeup picked out a blurry tree behind me and tried to match it. [/QUOTE] Okay – _that’s_ worse than being a woman who looks like Nick Nolte. ---
**Author:** ![Brainiac4](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brainiac4/32/3534_2.png) [@Brainiac4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brainiac4)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/64 "2007-11-23T00:48:29Z")
[QUOTE=FilmGeek] I couldn’t get any pictures to recognize that I even HAVE a face. My wedding picture closeup picked out a blurry tree behind me and tried to match it. [/QUOTE] Who’d you match up with? Treebeard? ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/65 "2007-11-23T04:00:04Z")
Nick Nolte, huh? [Could have been worse, I guess…](http://z.about.com/d/crime/1/0/l/7/noltenick.jpg) 😛 ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/66 "2007-11-23T04:04:14Z")
Oh, come on, Twicks, since you found a new hairdresser after [that last awful one](http://www.thatsweird.net/mugshots/nick_nolte.jpg), ya look like a new man. I believe I’ll hightail out of here, now… oooo, double whammy. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/67 "2007-11-23T04:20:27Z")
[QUOTE=Brainiac4] Please, please, PLEASE post the pic. Partly just because I want to see what image they are using for God almighty. [/QUOTE] Talk aboutcher funny syntax. Okay, I will. It’ll have to wait a few days. I tried to upload the image and I’m in Narita Airport in Japan- I cannot send an attachment that size. Patience, my son. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/68 "2007-11-23T06:28:52Z")
Okay got it. The password for this [Photobucket account](http://s21.photobucket.com/albums/b291/Cartooniverse/?action=view¤t=Toons.jpg) for visitors is: cecil Don’t think it’s necessary, though. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/69 "2007-11-23T07:48:56Z")
Here’s [mine.](http://www.myheritagefiles.com/I/storage/site1/files/38/91/21/389121_947632693864741in4dm29.JPG) I think it’s more the glasses and beard than anything else, since I’ve never been compared to Samuel Jackson or Topher Grace. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/70 "2007-11-23T08:00:14Z")
[Ugh!](http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/face-recognition-results.php?temp=03686474chafkd44&server=Server32&database=2&startYear=1800&endYear=2005&loadMethod=myFiles) Not a one looks like me… and… and… _Liza Minnelli_? Although… my _mother_ actually looks a _lot_ like Liza. Oh, dear god… ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/71 "2007-11-23T13:47:59Z")
[QUOTE=Cartooniverse] Okay got it. The password for this [Photobucket account](http://s21.photobucket.com/albums/b291/Cartooniverse/?action=view¤t=Toons.jpg) for visitors is: cecil Don’t think it’s necessary, though. 😃 [/QUOTE] Hee hee hee! **Toons** needs reading glasses! Welcome to middle age, kiddo! ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/72 "2007-11-23T14:04:58Z")
[Moi?!](http://www.myheritagefiles.com/I/storage/site1/files/44/94/92/449492_83616185dd64748peb4547.JPG) I guess I’m the same as everyone here. Half flattered, half confused. ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/73 "2007-11-23T14:44:37Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] [Moi?!](http://www.myheritagefiles.com/I/storage/site1/files/44/94/92/449492_83616185dd64748peb4547.JPG) I guess I’m the same as everyone here. Half flattered, half confused. [/QUOTE] Jane Fonda, Bertolt Brecht, and Rupert Gint!?!? I think you win, dude! ---
**Author:** ![overlyverbose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@overlyverbose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/overlyverbose)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/74 "2007-11-23T15:11:27Z")
I’m too afraid to run mine. I’ve been told in the past that I look like Jennifer Grey before the plastic surgery. Who the hell wants to look like a before picture?!? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/75 "2007-11-23T15:18:13Z")
[QUOTE=Anastasaeon] [Ugh!](http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/face-recognition-results.php?temp=03686474chafkd44&server=Server32&database=2&startYear=1800&endYear=2005&loadMethod=myFiles) Not a one looks like me… and… and… _Liza Minnelli_? Although… my _mother_ actually looks a _lot_ like Liza. Oh, dear god… [/QUOTE] Do you need to be held? ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/76 "2007-11-23T17:05:33Z")
I tried this a while back. The first time was at work, and the only picture of myself to which I had access was about ten years old. Closest match? Kelly Osbourne. Tried it again when I got home, with a much more recent pic. Closest match that time? Sharon Osbourne. Sigh. True story. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2007, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/77 "2007-11-23T17:33:12Z")
One, this site is utter crap. Two, I want to thank **twickster** for showing it to us. My family and I had a really great time playing with it at our Thanksgiving gathering yesterday. Usually everyone’s ducking the person with the camera but yesterday everyone was clamoring to have their pictures taken and then laughing their butts off at the results. It was fun. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/78 "2007-11-24T12:35:28Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Hee hee hee! **Toons** needs reading glasses! Welcome to middle age, kiddo! [/QUOTE] Thanks ! It’s like a geriatric Amex commercial. " Membership has its privileges. " ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2007, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351/79 "2007-11-24T14:27:18Z")
I am supposed to be getting stuff done!!! Instead, I am running my picture through this face recognition thingie. It appears that **bbs2k** and I are twins, related through Philip Seymour Hoffman. Most of my matches were rather flattering. Not sure if this link is going to work for everyone, it’s taking me to the step where I can pick a collage type, but you can see the results, I think: [Me???](http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/face-recognition-results.php?temp=a7f28474d2ns1i47&server=Server11&database=2&startYear=1800&endYear=2005&collage=1&loadMethod=myFiles) I’ll fiddle with it later…I’m supposed to be doing stuff. Darn you **twickster** for turning this site up! 😛 GT [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-handsome-woman/427351.md?page=3)