# A Hateful Curse On BP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hateful-curse-on-bp/537941>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 1, 2010, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hateful-curse-on-bp/537941 "2010-05-01T01:09:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hateful-curse-on-bp/537941/21 "2010-05-01T03:01:16Z")

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Somebody spilled MPSIMS all over my beautiful Pit. I fix.  
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Gfactor\*\*  
Pit Moderator

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hateful-curse-on-bp/537941/22 "2010-05-01T03:02:45Z")

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> [@elelle](#):
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> In the news, [reports are](http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5h25r0uG9N2gVnNk6iyPR15OJ3QRQD9FDL9CO0sh) that Halliburton may have responsibility for the failure, in faulty cement seals.

I know a lot of people are probably going “AHA!” when they hear Halliburton’s name attached to this, but determining ultimate responsibility will involve much more than simply saying they did a crappy cement job. There are numerous service companies operating on a given drilling project, and all the engineering of the well, including the design of the cementing program, is a cooperative act between the primary operator (in this case BP) and the companies that provide specialized services. While Halliburton undoubtedly helped design the cementing program, I guarantee the program was reviewed and vetted by BP personnel.

I’ll just mention that some of the other service companies involved with the operation in question (including a different Halliburton subsidiary) could potentially share some responsibility for the blowout, but I’d rather wait for the results of the investigation that will surely take place before jumping the gun on blame. What I will say for now is that it was BP’s well, and therefore they own the consequences.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hateful-curse-on-bp/537941/23 "2010-05-01T03:05:44Z")

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> [@BrightNShiny](#):
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> This oil spill is going to damage the property rights of fisherman, companies which process and sell seafood and coastal property owners, none of whom voluntarily agreed to such damage. It is going to impact the ability of individuals who depend on the Gulf Coast to keep the product of their own efforts, none of whom voluntarily agreed to this impact.
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> Doesn’t this spill violate Objectivisit philosophy? Shouldn’t you be condemning the act of spilling oil into the Gulf which will damage the property rights and productivity of others without their consent? I don’t understand how your seemingly cavalier attitude here comports with your self-identification as an Objectivist.
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> It’s possible I’ve misunderstood Objectivism, but if I haven’t, then shouldn’t you as an Objectivist be utterly dismayed by what has happened in the Gulf?
> 
> Edited for clarity.

Not that **Rand** and I are best buds, but he pretty clearly states that the oil spill is bad. In your quote.

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**Author:** ![BrightNShiny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@BrightNShiny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrightNShiny)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hateful-curse-on-bp/537941/24 "2010-05-01T03:07:53Z")

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> [@Snarky\_Kong](#):
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> Not that **Rand** and I are best buds, but he pretty clearly states that the oil spill is bad. In your quote.

That’s true, and tone is difficult to detect on the internet, but I just got a distinctly cavalier vibe from the phrasing, particularly the “what else you got” part. Perhaps he can clarify.

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**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hateful-curse-on-bp/537941/25 "2010-05-01T03:10:36Z")

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Bubble Bubble Toil And Trouble!

Fuck You BP!

YourS Truly!

You Fucked Up Our Gulf, Cursey-Poo Curse ON YOU!!!

FUCK BP

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hateful-curse-on-bp/537941/26 "2010-05-01T03:16:30Z")

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> [@Gfactor](#):
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> Somebody spilled MPSIMS all over my beautiful Pit. I fix.  
> \*\*  
> Gfactor\*\*  
> Pit Moderator

I’m fairly amazed that if you were going to move this at all, that you moved it to MPSIMS instead of GD.

That is all.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hateful-curse-on-bp/537941/27 "2010-05-01T03:19:40Z")

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There’s already a pit thread about the spill:

> **[Straight Dope Message Board - Your direct line to thousands of the smartest,...](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)**
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> Fighting Ignorance Since 1973

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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hateful-curse-on-bp/537941/28 "2010-05-01T03:23:08Z")

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I’m waiting to see how th Palins of the world figure out how to blame the spill on Obama and/or Big Government.

You know what other country had oil spills?

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hateful-curse-on-bp/537941/29 "2010-05-01T03:25:04Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> On the one hand, I’m impressed at the engineering, to drill in a mile of water at all, is very impressive, a testament to Clever Monkey.

Oh, the mile of water is easy. Drilling all that rock, once you get to seabed, that’s the hard part.

😃

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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hateful-curse-on-bp/537941/30 "2010-05-01T03:25:37Z")

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El Kabong,  
Looking forward to your informed posts as this develops. I know it’s complex, and, rather than lay big ol’ Blame, we should try to understand what’s happened and learn from it.

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**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hateful-curse-on-bp/537941/31 "2010-05-01T03:27:03Z")

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> [@Frank](#):
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> I’m fairly amazed that if you were going to move this at all, that you moved it to MPSIMS instead of GD.
> 
> That is all.

Tell you what I’m gonna do. There was a second Pit thread that actually began with a rant. I’ve merged the two threads and left the result in the Pit.

The first thread was called **Drill, Baby, Drill!** , and it begins at post #1. The second thread was called \*\*A Hateful Curse On BP \*\*. It contained two posts, the first of which was post #25. The other post from that thread is post #27.

**Gfactor**  
Pit Moderator

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**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hateful-curse-on-bp/537941/32 "2010-05-01T03:29:22Z")

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> [@Gfactor](#):
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> Tell you what I’m gonna do. There was a second Pit thread that actually began with a rant. I’ve merged the two threads and left the result in the Pit.
> 
> The first thread was called **Drill, Baby, Drill!** , and it begins at post #1. The second thread was called \*\*A Hateful Curse On BP \*\*. It contained two posts, the first of which was post #25. The other post from that thread is post #27.
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> **Gfactor**  
> Pit Moderator

OK Fine

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hateful-curse-on-bp/537941/33 "2010-05-01T03:32:01Z")

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> [@BrightNShiny](#):
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> That’s true, and tone is difficult to detect on the internet, but I just got a distinctly cavalier vibe from the phrasing, particularly the “what else you got” part. Perhaps he can clarify.

I’d venture to guess it’s along the lines of what what’s-his-face, the pit police guy would say. Too obvious a thing to pit. Too easy a target. Like pitting cancer or people that chew with their mouth open.

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hateful-curse-on-bp/537941/34 "2010-05-01T03:36:46Z")

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I have to admit, my first thought was “ecoterrorists.” The timing is just so . . . just so. You know?

El Kabong - is it possible that this may have been a purposeful bombing of some sort? Or is the failure so deep and/or structure specific that it would have had to be built in - i.e. no way to choose exactly when it would blow?

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**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hateful-curse-on-bp/537941/35 "2010-05-01T03:42:14Z")

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> [@BrightNShiny](#):
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> That’s true, and tone is difficult to detect on the internet, but I just got a distinctly cavalier vibe from the phrasing, particularly the “what else you got” part. Perhaps he can clarify.

I just thought the OP was a bit devoid of substance, is all.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hateful-curse-on-bp/537941/36 "2010-05-01T03:45:26Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> Oh, the mile of water is easy. Drilling all that rock, once you get to seabed, that’s the hard part.
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> 😃

The slogan for those who focus on the first mile: Krill, baby, krill!

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**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hateful-curse-on-bp/537941/37 "2010-05-01T03:46:36Z")

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> [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](#):
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> OK Fine

Next time you disagree with a thread move, please contact a moderator or start a thread in ATMB. Starting look-alike threads like this one [Drill, Baby,Drill!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=561611) makes more work for us. No warning issued.

**Gfactor**  
Pit Moderator

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hateful-curse-on-bp/537941/38 "2010-05-01T03:56:34Z")

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> [@TruCelt](#):
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> I have to admit, my first thought was “ecoterrorists.” The timing is just so . . . just so. You know?

Not really. What is it just so… for?

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**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hateful-curse-on-bp/537941/39 "2010-05-01T04:01:56Z")

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> [@TruCelt](#):
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> I have to admit, my first thought was “ecoterrorists.” The timing is just so . . . just so. You know?
> 
> El Kabong - is it possible that this may have been a purposeful bombing of some sort? Or is the failure so deep and/or structure specific that it would have had to be built in - i.e. no way to choose exactly when it would blow?

Seriously? Do you think terrorists have submarines with weapons parked offshore the U.S.? Or that they just rented a dinghy and sailed up to the rig and lobbed a huge bomb on it without anyone seeing them? The rig is 50 miles from land.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hateful-curse-on-bp/537941/40 "2010-05-01T04:10:55Z")

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Al Queda frogmen. From the shore.

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