# A hell of a straight line.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hell-of-a-straight-line/167319>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 8, 2003, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hell-of-a-straight-line/167319 "2003-04-08T15:19:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hell-of-a-straight-line/167319/1 "2003-04-08T15:19:20Z")

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This came in an e-mail today. The possible jokes are infinite.

> [@](#):
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> First, do you ever wonder how Microsoft manages our own IT?

Who’s first? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hell-of-a-straight-line/167319/2 "2003-04-08T15:23:03Z")

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It’s like the Internal Affairs Division for the Keystone Kops. 😃

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**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-hell-of-a-straight-line/167319/3 "2003-04-08T15:34:17Z")

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“The great and powerful Oz has spoken.  
_Get away from that curtain!!_”