And if somebody goes ahead and kills an archduke anyway, I think the rest of us should just agree to let it go.
The first person to pronounce the word “Ultimatum” gets it.
Times have changed. Today, assassinating a well-placed Ayatollah might do it.
Or a Kardashian.
Great. There go my plans for the evening!
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D’oh! :smack: Too late.
This is just a one-day thing, though, right? I can go back to my regular routine of wanton archduke-slaying again tomorrow?
“A standing army of soldiers, a sitting army of bureaucrats, a kneeling army of priests, and a crawling army of spies.”
You’d think somewhere in there there’d be a chauffeur who could read a fucking street map.
I didn’t, but I did misread the bolded word :o
Checks newspapers
Weeell, It seems like we dodged a bullet for now, let’s just hope we are not at war by august and we’ll have beaten the 20th century.
So you’re the reason there are so few archdukes left? I swear, it’s like they’re an endangered species.
Im willing to accept the risk of WWIII to see Putin glitter bombed
More importantly, if you feel the urge to start a war (looking at you Germany), please get help to restore your humanity.
You couldn’t find a better evil nemesis if you tried; he’s almost at comic book level. I especially love the story of how he stole the guy’s Super Bowl ring, classic.