# A Jack Dean Tyler sighting?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-jack-dean-tyler-sighting/265940>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 24, 2004, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-jack-dean-tyler-sighting/265940 "2004-09-24T20:48:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-jack-dean-tyler-sighting/265940/1 "2004-09-24T20:48:38Z")

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So I’m walking down Market Street last night when my attention is drawn to some very large, colorful writing in chalk on the sidewalk (paraphrased slightly, since I didn’t take notes):

CIRCUMCISION IS DEMONIC

CIRCUMCISION WAS INVENTED TO PREVENT YOU FROM MAKING LOVE

Then there was a section divided into columns labeled “Good” and “Evil”. The number one item on the “Evil” list was circumcision.

HELP FIGHT CIRCUMCISION

Do you think JDT is on the loose in San Francisco with a box of colored chalk?

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-jack-dean-tyler-sighting/265940/2 "2004-09-24T20:53:14Z")

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Ah, JDT finally found the intersidewalk. I hope his head doesn’t swell up. He often seemed engorged with rage. And now, he pops up in SanFran. I didn’t see that cumming.

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**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-jack-dean-tyler-sighting/265940/3 "2004-09-24T22:07:05Z")

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> [@SpoilerVirgin](#):
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> CIRCUMCISION WAS INVENTED TO PREVENT YOU FROM MAKING LOVE

Nothing sadder than an inventor that didn’t get a patent. Think of all the money all that foreskin could’ve raked in!

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-jack-dean-tyler-sighting/265940/4 "2004-09-24T23:14:05Z")

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Who is Jack Dean Tyler?

Obviously it’s someone upset about Circumcision, but is he famous at all? I’ve never heard of him before now.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-jack-dean-tyler-sighting/265940/5 "2004-09-24T23:19:24Z")

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> [@Larry Borgia](#):
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> Who is Jack Dean Tyler?
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> Obviously it’s someone upset about Circumcision, but is he famous at all? I’ve never heard of him before now.

You’ll have to do some deep hamster-rupturing searches. He used to post here and then he went off the deep end about circumcision and got banned.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-jack-dean-tyler-sighting/265940/6 "2004-09-24T23:25:26Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> Ah, JDT finally found the intersidewalk. I hope his head doesn’t swell up. He often seemed engorged with rage. And now, he pops up in SanFran. I didn’t see that cumming.

Very punny, **NCB**! 😃

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2004, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-jack-dean-tyler-sighting/265940/7 "2004-09-25T07:00:36Z")

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> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#):
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> You’ll have to do some deep hamster-rupturing searches. He used to post here and then he went off the deep end about circumcision and got banned.

More like he posted about circumcision and went off the deep end. I can count on one hand the number of his posts that had to do with something other than male anatomy:)

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**Author:** ![Sensualips](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7c8e57/32.png) [@Sensualips](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sensualips)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2004, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-jack-dean-tyler-sighting/265940/8 "2004-09-25T09:33:53Z")

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published and he’s using a woman’s name this time

> **[Slideshow: New Foreskin Is Really a Stretch](https://www.wired.com/2004/07/slideshow-new-foreskin-is-really-a-stretch/?tw=wn_story_related)**
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> Some guys say having a foreskin leads to better sex for both partners. And don't worry if yours was removed at birth, they'll show you how to build a new one. By Kristen Philipkoski.

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2004, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-jack-dean-tyler-sighting/265940/9 "2004-09-25T15:07:35Z")

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There was a billboard in my neck of the woods with a woman holding a baby.

The sign said, “Babies are born perfect. Don’t circumsize!” and a website.

The billboard was destroyed by Frances and has yet to be fixed.

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**Author:** ![sunfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@sunfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sunfish)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2004, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-jack-dean-tyler-sighting/265940/10 "2004-09-25T15:08:59Z")

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> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#):
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> You’ll have to do some deep hamster-rupturing searches. He used to post here and then he went off the deep end about circumcision and got banned.

No longer hamster-rupturing, thanks to the new and improved server! For the edification of the curious:

[Penile Lengthening Column](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=43031)

[The circumcision thread: restored](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=45330)

[Penile Lengthening Column II](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=45381)  
Have fun! 😉
