# A Joke for Star Wars Day **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comedian-jokes\ **Created:** [May 4, 2025, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke-for-star-wars-day/1017869 "2025-05-04T15:31:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke-for-star-wars-day/1017869/1 "2025-05-04T15:31:39Z")
If Chewie was short for Chewbacca and Threepio was short for C-3P0, what is Luke short for? A Stormtrooper. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke-for-star-wars-day/1017869/2 "2025-05-04T15:36:43Z")
The Star Wars Cafe had to stop selling baby wookie steaks. It was a little Chewie. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke-for-star-wars-day/1017869/3 "2025-05-04T15:41:51Z")
Ever heard of Obi-Juan? He celebrates both May 4 and 5 de Mayo. ---
**Author:** ![TPWombat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TPWombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TPWombat)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke-for-star-wars-day/1017869/4 "2025-05-04T15:50:15Z")
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke-for-star-wars-day/1017869/5 "2025-05-04T17:05:38Z")
Why did Greedo’s girlfriend break up with him? He always shot first. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke-for-star-wars-day/1017869/6 "2025-05-04T17:26:02Z")
**Where did Luke go shopping after his battle with Darth Vader?** The second hand store. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke-for-star-wars-day/1017869/7 "2025-05-04T17:27:48Z")
What’s a stormtrooper’s favorite store? The one next to Target. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke-for-star-wars-day/1017869/8 "2025-05-04T17:37:56Z")
I asked ChatGPT for 10 original Star Wars jokes. This is what I got: - **Why did Yoda get denied a loan?** _Because his credit history was a little on the Dark Side._ - **What’s Darth Vader’s favorite ice cream flavor?** _Obi-Wan Cannoli._ - **Why doesn’t Kylo Ren use bookmarks?** _He prefers to let the past die._ - **What’s a stormtrooper’s favorite part of the job?** _Missing work._ - **Why did the Millennium Falcon break up with the TIE Fighter?** _It needed more space._ - **How does Chewbacca keep his hair so soft?** _Wookiee conditioner._ - **Why did Luke Skywalker go to art school?** _He wanted to learn the drawing side of the Force._ - **What do you call five Siths singing together?** _A Sith A Cappella._ - **Why didn’t Anakin cross the road?** _Because the younglings were on the other side._ - **What’s Admiral Ackbar’s favorite type of music?** _Trap._ Not good. Not good at all. The stormtroopers missing work one is ok. And the Adm. Ackbar one almost comes close to humorous, but it should probably be his _least_ favorite type of music. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke-for-star-wars-day/1017869/9 "2025-05-04T17:39:36Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Not good. Not good at all. The stormtroopers missing work one is ok. And the Adm. Ackbar one almost comes close to humorous, but it should probably be his _least_ favorite type of music. The ice cream one was yummy. Most of the rest seemed forced. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke-for-star-wars-day/1017869/10 "2025-05-04T17:42:11Z")
What’s the body temperature of a Taun Taun? Luke warm. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke-for-star-wars-day/1017869/11 "2025-05-04T17:43:15Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > **Why didn’t Anakin cross the road?** > _Because the younglings were on the other side._ _Why did Anakin cross the road_ seems like it had potential. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke-for-star-wars-day/1017869/12 "2025-05-04T17:45:48Z")
I think, “Why did Anakin break up with Padme?” “He needed more space.” would’ve worked too. ---
**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke-for-star-wars-day/1017869/13 "2025-05-04T18:42:45Z")
How did Darth Vader eat with that helmet on? He was force fed ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke-for-star-wars-day/1017869/14 "2025-05-04T19:35:39Z")
Q: What was Luke’s first stop after learning Vader was his father? A: A second-hand shop. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke-for-star-wars-day/1017869/15 "2025-05-04T22:14:50Z")
> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#): > > _Why did Anakin cross the road_ seems like it had potential. That one has had the punchline “To get to the Dark Side” for a while. Maybe too obvious? A couple or three more obvious ones: What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo? ------------------------------Use the horse, Luke! What do you call a pirate droid? ------------------------------Arr-2 D2. What did Yoda ride as a kid? ------------------------------A do-cycle. Because there is no tri. ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke-for-star-wars-day/1017869/16 "2025-05-04T22:26:50Z")
I don’t get the joke in the OP. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke-for-star-wars-day/1017869/17 "2025-05-04T22:37:41Z")
It’s Princess Leia’s first line when she meets Luke (wearing stormtrooper armor) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2025, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke-for-star-wars-day/1017869/18 "2025-05-05T23:19:24Z")
Why does Admiral Ackbar hate plastic sheeting? It’s a tarp. Wocka wocka wocka. ---
**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2025, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke-for-star-wars-day/1017869/19 "2025-05-05T23:25:11Z")
Why did Han Solo get stood-up at the rodeo? He went looking for love in Alderaan places. ---
**Author:** ![Eric1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3bc359/32.png) [@Eric1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eric1)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2025, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke-for-star-wars-day/1017869/20 "2025-05-05T23:56:15Z")
I’ve never watched the Star Wars movies with Kylo Ren. What’s the connection with bookmarks and letting the past die? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke-for-star-wars-day/1017869.md?page=2)