# A Joke for Star Wars Day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke-for-star-wars-day/1017869>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** comedian-jokes\
**Created:** [May 4, 2025, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke-for-star-wars-day/1017869 "2025-05-04T15:31:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2025, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke-for-star-wars-day/1017869/21 "2025-05-06T00:28:18Z")

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A kylo ren line is “Let the past die.” I guess he doesn’t bookmark his websites because he never goes back to them. That’s the only thing I can figure out. It’s a lousy joke that really doesn’t make sense.

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2025, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke-for-star-wars-day/1017869/22 "2025-05-06T01:10:33Z")

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**[Yoda Botches Five Classic Jokes](https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/yoda-botches-five-classic-jokes)**

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**Author:** ![Eric1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3bc359/32.png) [@Eric1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eric1)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2025, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke-for-star-wars-day/1017869/23 "2025-05-06T15:31:24Z")

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Thanks for explaining the Kylo Ren joke. He’s my nephew’s favorite character so I’ll bring it up with him

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2025, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke-for-star-wars-day/1017869/24 "2025-05-06T15:41:35Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Q](#):
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> Why does Admiral Ackbar hate plastic sheeting?  
> It’s a tarp.

What did Admiral Ackbar’s dyslexic brother yell out?

_ **It’s a part!** _

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2025, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke-for-star-wars-day/1017869/25 "2025-05-06T22:03:37Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> A kylo ren line is “Let the past die.” I guess he doesn’t bookmark his websites because he never goes back to them. That’s the only thing I can figure out. It’s a lousy joke that really doesn’t make sense.

When AI becomes capable of making truly funny jokes, that’s when we have to worry.

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