# A Joke! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 13, 2005, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke/335502 "2005-12-13T22:54:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke/335502/1 "2005-12-13T22:54:10Z")
Anybody wanna hear a scary knock knock joke? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke/335502/2 "2005-12-13T22:56:29Z")
Do we have a choice? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke/335502/3 "2005-12-13T23:02:22Z")
Who’s there? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke/335502/4 "2005-12-13T23:06:41Z")
> [@Amp](#): > > Who’s there? \*\*\*BOO! \*\* \* ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke/335502/5 "2005-12-13T23:54:44Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > \*\*\*BOO! \*\* \* Who? Don’t cry, little boy. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke/335502/6 "2005-12-14T00:28:07Z")
Ba-dum-tish… ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke/335502/7 "2005-12-14T00:33:58Z")
It’s got a good beat, and I can dance to it. Oi’ll give it a foive. But the lyrics sucked. ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke/335502/8 "2005-12-14T01:11:20Z")
I’ve heard of a slow news day, but a slow humor day? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke/335502/9 "2005-12-14T01:15:07Z")
Aw come on, it’s comic genius! Hell of an ice breaker if “hello” seems too awkward. Tried it out on two persons of interest today and both thought it was both clever and cute. Especially the highly attractive one who makes horror movies her hobby. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![gazpacho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6f9a4e/32.png) [@gazpacho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gazpacho)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke/335502/10 "2005-12-14T01:16:41Z")
The ad when I read the thread. > [@](#): > > Humor Writing Workshops > Work with a humor writing pro in acclaimed online workshops [www.writingclasses.com](http://www.writingclasses.com) > Ads by Google Advertise on this site I think this says it all. ---
**Author:** ![ms.deanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b3f665/32.png) [@ms.deanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ms.deanna)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke/335502/11 "2005-12-14T14:38:21Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > Aw come on, it’s comic genius! Hell of an ice breaker if “hello” seems too awkward. Tried it out on two persons of interest today and both thought it was both clever and cute. Especially the highly attractive one who makes horror movies her hobby. 😃 ``` You are a*mack daddy!* You almost had *me* at Boo! ;) ;) ``` ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke/335502/12 "2005-12-14T14:46:53Z")
Don’t _ **SCARE** _ me like that!!! :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke/335502/13 "2005-12-14T14:51:10Z")
Oh yeah? Well… \*\* BOOGA!!! BOOGA!!! BOOGA!!! \*\* So There! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-joke/335502/14 "2005-12-14T14:56:35Z")
This calls for some Dr. Dirty jokes. KNOCK KNOCK! WHO’S THERE? TIJUANA! TIJUANA WHO? TIJUANA GO TO THE GANG BANG…OH YES WE WILL…BECAUSE THE GANG BANG GIVES US SUCH A THRILL…WHEN I WAS YOUNGER…AND IN MY PRIME…I USED TO GANG BANG ALL THE TIIIIIIME…