# A Laborious MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [September 2, 2013, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-laborious-mmp/667794 "2013-09-02T09:46:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2013, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-laborious-mmp/667794/121 "2013-09-04T23:42:33Z")
> [@Jynxster](#): > > I feels like I should apologize for calling anyone one out on their attire. I did not mean to make anyone feel bad. All that should count is that you attended. I am officially old fashioned and from the dark ages. You’re not making me feel bad. I agree people should dress nice for funerals and weddings but sometimes you have to make do with what you have. I am the total opposite of my mother who made us late for the funeral because she had to keep changing her clothes. ‘_She has an image to maintain_’, you know. I think I missed out on the shoe gene. Whenever people talk about women loving shoes I totally don’t get it. I missed out on the shopping gene as well. I cannot imagine a more boring way to waste time as to go shopping. I think I missed out on the bridal gene too, whenever I hear women say they have been planning their wedding since they were 5 (or 8 or 12) I think they have to be shitting me. Getting married was the furthest thing from my mind at 5 and 8 and 12. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2013, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-laborious-mmp/667794/122 "2013-09-04T23:55:31Z")
> [@Capt\_Kirk](#): > > Went to Tarjay and stocked up on foodstuffs and bought a massive pkg of TP, so I hope I am no longer on the list. Speaking of which… Dear [del]Betty Crocker[/del], [del]Heloise Bear[/del], **Swampy Landers** , If I buy a pack of double (or triple) rolls, can I buy less total rolls, or is it the # of cardboard tubes of TP that I am required to meet a minimum # of in the house at all times? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2013, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-laborious-mmp/667794/123 "2013-09-04T23:57:32Z")
Home from Evening Prayer over to the church house. 'Twas nice to be back again after a Summer hiatus. I was Slackolyte. I didn’t trip, knock over any candles and set fire to the Altar, or drop the Crucifix, so all in all I done good. > [@Jim](#): > > Went to Tarjay and stocked up on foodstuffs and bought a massive pkg of TP, so I hope I am no longer on the list. Just _one_? :dubious: Oh like y’all didn’t think I would! 😛 I’s tahred. Think I shall snoop around just a bit and then go lie upon the bed and watch teevee until sleepy time. Nitey Nite Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-laborious-mmp/667794/124 "2013-09-05T00:02:04Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Speaking of which… > Dear [del]Betty Crocker[/del], [del]Heloise Bear[/del], **Swampy Landers** , > > If I buy a pack of double (or triple) rolls, can I buy less total rolls, or is it the # of cardboard tubes of TP that I am required to meet a minimum # of in the house at all times? 😕 Hope so, the one I bought has 16 rolls that are equivalent to 64 rolls. I am a single guy, this is about a years supply for me. **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-laborious-mmp/667794/125 "2013-09-05T00:02:51Z")
Baby girl is teething and isn’t very happy right now. Any suggestions on what I can do to help her feel better? She’s too little to hold anything in her hand for very long to chew on so she usually resorts to chewing on her clothes or hands ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-laborious-mmp/667794/126 "2013-09-05T00:29:25Z")
> [@Capt\_Kirk](#): > > Hope so, the one I bought has 16 rolls that are equivalent to 64 rolls. I am a single guy, this is about a years supply for me. > > **Jim** That’d last about 3 weeks in my house, 'cuz my wife is that full of shit. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-laborious-mmp/667794/127 "2013-09-05T00:31:04Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > Baby girl is teething and isn’t very happy right now. Any suggestions on what I can do to help her feel better? She’s too little to hold anything in her hand for very long to chew on so she usually resorts to chewing on her clothes or hands Not sure what to tell you. When VKind was teething, we could still get paregoric to rub on his gums. That helped me keep my sanity. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-laborious-mmp/667794/128 "2013-09-05T00:56:32Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > That’d last about 3 weeks in my house, 'cuz my wife is that full of shit. 😛 Hmmm, why do these George Thorogood lyrics come to mind? _Yeah, listen to me dog before you start to whine That side’s yours and this side’s mine So move it on over Rock it on over Move over little dog, a big old dog is movin’ in_ ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-laborious-mmp/667794/129 "2013-09-05T01:56:02Z")
Cookies have been made. The same kind that 4 other Dopers have tasted. 😉 🙂 I guess I’ll pack them up in a few minutes and get ready for bed. ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-laborious-mmp/667794/130 "2013-09-05T02:31:48Z")
I should be going to bed but for some reason I am still awake. I did not get to see RT tonight unfortunately. ☹ My evaluation went well today, apparently I don’t suck as a teacher. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-laborious-mmp/667794/131 "2013-09-05T02:40:24Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Hmmm, why do these George Thorogood lyrics come to mind? Bad to the bone. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-laborious-mmp/667794/132 "2013-09-05T02:42:04Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > **לשנה טובה תיכתבו** > A Good and Sweet New Year to All Yom tov! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-laborious-mmp/667794/133 "2013-09-05T02:49:51Z")
> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#): > > My evaluation went well today, apparently I don’t suck as a teacher. 😛 You rock! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-laborious-mmp/667794/134 "2013-09-05T03:34:52Z")
Irked double. No chat with Hockey Lady tonight.☹ Yay Sticky! **Flytrap** , I was thinking “One Bourbon, On Scotch, one Beer” And all y’all can dress how you want at my funeral. I doubt I’ll care.😃 ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-laborious-mmp/667794/135 "2013-09-05T03:37:17Z")
Yay **Sticky** ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-laborious-mmp/667794/136 "2013-09-05T10:09:02Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. _YAWN_ ‘Tis a steamy 74 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 92 and a forty percent chance of rain. I am headed out to the west forty for a while today so that’s where rain/tstorms/apocalypse will no doubt occur. Plus it’s an awful lot of drivin’. Seriously, I spend about as much time drivin’ to and from and all around as I do makin’ visits to places. **Apes** poor baby! Hopefully you can find some helpful suggestions. Me, I got nuttin’. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY **StickyBuns**!!! The general rule of tp is there should be at least one, preferably two, unopened twelve packs at a minimum for backup. One can _never_ have too much! > [@Rosie](#): > > לשנה טובה תיכתבו > A Good and Sweet New Year to All Heh. If you’re in a room full of Whiskypalians and yell out “The Lord Be With You” they’ll all shut up and yell back “And Also With You.” When I saw this, my first thought was “And Also With You.” The point of this is I had a random thought in my haid and needed to get it out. 😃 Now I need more caffiene and rumbly tummy is hongry. Then, alas, irk purtification must commence. Happy Thursday Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-laborious-mmp/667794/137 "2013-09-05T10:15:26Z")
Happy Thorsday I’m up too early after only 4 hours of sleep. It’s a dark 63 degrees with a projected high of 83. Looks to be another nice day. I have to walk hell pup today but the neighbor is taking over my other pet sitting jobs. Outside of that I’ve got nothing except a headache and sore throat. YAY Sticky Happy New Year ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-laborious-mmp/667794/138 "2013-09-05T11:07:18Z")
Blurf. Happy New Year! Back at the orifice this morning, with the construction crew off to an early start. I may well head home if they become partisans for TVCTPMO. Speaking of which, after the busted water main debacle yestiday, our water is back on but we have very little pressure. Heads are gonna roll soon over that. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-laborious-mmp/667794/139 "2013-09-05T12:46:19Z")
SoHappyItsThursday ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-laborious-mmp/667794/140 "2013-09-05T13:25:42Z")
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