# A last week of September to remember for NFL fans! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 1, 2002, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-last-week-of-september-to-remember-for-nfl-fans/130366 "2002-10-01T05:52:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-last-week-of-september-to-remember-for-nfl-fans/130366/1 "2002-10-01T05:52:11Z")
I’m bubbling… bubbling out of sheer exhiliration, I tell you!!! I promise I’ll go slow… okay… **Good fucking grief!** Ha! **Dallas** wins! Over the frikkin Rams??? Shit, I’d have won both a Bar-B-Que rib and a football bet had I known anybody to bet against in the St. Louis game. A late game sack takes the Rams back to where their field goal attempt hits both the crossbar and the upright at the same time? Unbelivable! Our ensuing drive includes a stupid Carter pass down the fucking middle with 8 seconds left and we complete it and spike the next play in time? _Go fuck yourself!_ We kick a 48 yard fieldgoal with no time left to win the motherfucking game. Ahhhhhh… You’re lying! No way! It only happens to other teams! I refuse to believe such fortune. Aarghhh! _fingers crossed_ * * * Texans - 7, **Eagles** - 0. Mkay, it didn’t last for long, but I was laughing my ass off while it did. * * * **Oakland** - gazillion, Titans - somewhat less. Fuck you Bud Adams, with a greased football whichever way you’re used to it going in. BTW, what the fuck was up with Houston CBS switching to Patriots/ **Chargers** midway through the game? I take a fucking nap and Rod Sterling wakes my sleepy ass up? That’s so wrong! And then Jerry Rice setting records and instead of catching it live, I get intercepts? Fuck me with a waffel! Patriots/Chargers - Who cares… Oakland won, right? * * * Now… the biggie… I was raised sucking hind tit to Sir Landry. Say a cross word and you’ll pay for it… I double dog dare ya. Cowboys and Broncos have no love loss considering the Cowboys have **historically** kicked the pony’s sorry asses. Uhhhhhhh… period. My in-laws, even though they don’t deserve it, are Broncos fans. Daddy-in-law and I get along great, as he understands my team love and I understand his. _Howfuckingever_… Mommy-in-law just can’t get it through her thick fucking skull that team loyalty is some serious fucking shit. Geez you theatre haunting woman, give it a well-deserved rest! Here’s me earlier on the phone with them tonite: C’mon Broncos, kick the **Ravens** ass! Mommy-in-law: Those Cowboys had every excuse, Warner’s finger this, bullshit that, etc, etc, fucking etc, all the terrorists got their airplane training in Texas, Colorado was a nice place before Texans built all these ski resorts, etc, etc, ex-fucking rational thinking cetera. Hmmmmm… I ain’t gonna :eek: because, ad nauseum, I’ve heard her backwash before. Jeez woman!!! So I ask you… considering these rectal outbursts, would the gentility of your “familial” sentiments now change toward your in-law’s team? I fought it but mine sure fucking did. Just like they did every one of the past 3 or 4 fucking years that she’s pulled this shit. _pause to check the game_ Heh, I was just about to come in and laugh about how the **Ravens** were kicking the **Bronco’s fucking ass** when the **Ravens** just ran a **Broncos** fucking missed field goal **108 yards back for both a touch and an NFL record**. \*\* BWWWHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA cough cough AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA cough cough AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAApffffkt kachoooorg… ugghhh AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA pfksnork… pfffffttt!\*\* KaHank! _spit_ **Fuck you Denver!** It’s halfway through the 3rd quarter and 34-10 Ravens in Baltimore. You go, girls! Heh, I’m gonna sleep like a frikkin’ baby leaving the Playboy mansion with a white moustache. Final… 23-34.