# A letter to lswote, self-absorbed turd **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 14, 2000, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-letter-to-lswote-self-absorbed-turd/19523 "2000-05-14T23:04:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2020, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-letter-to-lswote-self-absorbed-turd/19523/43 "2020-12-02T21:13:20Z")
Cool. Our necromancy is working! Now to bring back Dick Nixon to rescue the Republican party from its future. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2020, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-letter-to-lswote-self-absorbed-turd/19523/44 "2020-12-02T21:14:44Z")
Now all we need is WallyM7. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2020, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-letter-to-lswote-self-absorbed-turd/19523/45 "2020-12-02T21:15:36Z")
> [@Esprix](#): > > Like zombie threads, sometimes l rise from the dead as well… > > Esprix Welcome back, let me fill you in. No, there is too much. Let me sum up. The presidency has been “filled,” in a manner of speaking, for the last four years, by an America-hating fuckstick. The America-hating fuckstick was defeated in his reelection bid last month, but threatens to conjure an army of flying monkeys (metaphorical) capable of causing enough chaos to permit him to remain in office. Oh, and we’re still doing _Princess Bride_ jokes… ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2020, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-letter-to-lswote-self-absorbed-turd/19523/46 "2020-12-02T21:45:13Z")
Wow. @Esprix, @Leaffan, and @UltraVires all back from beyond on the same day! Is it a sign that the end-times are near?!? Welcome back, all. 😁 ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2020, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-letter-to-lswote-self-absorbed-turd/19523/47 "2020-12-02T21:47:25Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Oh, and we’re still doing _Princess Bride_ jokes… Fair. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-letter-to-lswote-self-absorbed-turd/19523/48 "2020-12-03T14:09:55Z")
> [@Northern\_Piper](#): > > Esprix, Leaffan, and UltraVires all back from beyond on the same day! Even though my reappearance was a couple weeks ago, can I join in on the resurrection party? ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-letter-to-lswote-self-absorbed-turd/19523/49 "2020-12-03T14:45:49Z")
The more the merrier! welcome back! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-letter-to-lswote-self-absorbed-turd/19523/50 "2020-12-03T15:08:47Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Oh, and we’re still doing _Princess Bride_ jokes… Inconceivable!! ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-letter-to-lswote-self-absorbed-turd/19523/51 "2020-12-03T20:12:31Z")
> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > > [@kaylasdad99](#): > > > > Oh, and we’re still doing _Princess Bride_ jokes… > > Inconceivable! You know exactly what that word means, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2020, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-letter-to-lswote-self-absorbed-turd/19523/52 "2020-12-04T00:29:09Z")
Is there still time for a Battle of the Bands between Exquisitely Self-Absorbed Turds and Sam Stone’s Tragic Gullibility? ---
**Author:** ![peccavi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peccavi/32/388_2.png) [@peccavi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peccavi)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2020, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-letter-to-lswote-self-absorbed-turd/19523/53 "2020-12-04T02:10:59Z")
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