# A little dig at Trump I made **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2019, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-dig-at-trump-i-made/827212 "2019-01-04T20:08:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2019, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-dig-at-trump-i-made/827212/1 "2019-01-04T20:08:31Z")
When I heard him say he was “proud of what he was doing,” this is what I thought of: [![CloudApp](https://f.v1.n0.cdn.getcloudapp.com/items/0T2E3d361b0D1b3V3b37/Proud%20Trump.jpg "Proud Trump") ](https://cl.ly/5zu7oxX9) ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2019, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-dig-at-trump-i-made/827212/2 "2019-01-04T21:55:40Z")
It’s funny 'cuz it’s true. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2019, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-dig-at-trump-i-made/827212/3 "2019-01-04T23:38:44Z")
I thought this one, I saw the other day, was kinda witty, “He’s a poor man’s idea of a rich man, A stupid man’s idea of a smart man, and a weak man’s idea of a strong man!” ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2019, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-dig-at-trump-i-made/827212/4 "2019-01-04T23:59:09Z")
He’s like all the characters in The Wizard of Oz all in one. He has no heart He has no courage He has no brains He’s a huge phony showman He wishes he had a squadron of flying monkeys And if we were the least bit lucky, a house would land on him. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-dig-at-trump-i-made/827212/5 "2019-01-07T13:41:04Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > He’s like all the characters in The Wizard of Oz all in one. > > He has no heart > He has no courage > He has no brains > He’s a huge phony showman > He wishes he had a squadron of flying monkeys > And if we were the least bit lucky, a house would land on him. That’s pretty great! ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-dig-at-trump-i-made/827212/6 "2019-01-07T15:47:21Z")
I’m gonna guess it didn’t take you long to find an image of him making a stupid face. ---
**Author:** ![GreenWyvern](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greenwyvern/32/2834_2.png) [@GreenWyvern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenWyvern)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-dig-at-trump-i-made/827212/7 "2019-01-07T15:57:40Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > He’s like all the characters in The Wizard of Oz all in one. > > He has no heart > He has no courage > He has no brains > He’s a huge phony showman > He wishes he had a squadron of flying monkeys > And if we were the least bit lucky, a house would land on him. Hopefully, the House will land on him. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-dig-at-trump-i-made/827212/8 "2019-01-07T17:07:44Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > I’m gonna guess it didn’t take you long to find an image of him making a stupid face. There were _so many_ to choose from - the hard part was picking the perfect one! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-dig-at-trump-i-made/827212/9 "2019-01-07T17:59:38Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > He’s like all the characters in The Wizard of Oz all in one. > > He has no heart > He has no courage > He has no brains > He’s a huge phony showman > He wishes he had a squadron of flying monkeys > And if we were the least bit lucky, a house would land on him. And everybody with any sense wishes fervently for him to go home… ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2019, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-dig-at-trump-i-made/827212/10 "2019-01-07T18:07:15Z")
Proud? Check. Lustful? Check. Gluttonous? Check. Slothful? Check. Wrathful? Check. Envious? Check. Avaricious? Check.