# A little something for da ladies..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 18, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-da-ladies/175991 "2003-05-18T03:37:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-da-ladies/175991/1 "2003-05-18T03:37:31Z")
[Gigilo Jess](http://www.gigolojess.com/bio.htm) ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-da-ladies/175991/2 "2003-05-18T03:42:46Z")
_insert creepy 70’s style porn music_ That guy is cool. I wish I had the cajones to do something like that. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-da-ladies/175991/3 "2003-05-18T03:45:22Z")
I see future episodes of _Cold Case Files, America’s Most Wanted_ and _City Confidential_ written allll over him . . . ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-da-ladies/175991/4 "2003-05-18T04:03:02Z")
I needed him when I was in New Orleans last month. Because I didn’t want to go to a fancy resturant alone, that’s why!! I may be desperate, but not that desperate! \ ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-da-ladies/175991/5 "2003-05-18T04:03:44Z")
Prepare to die…from laughter… [If you wanna walk the Gigolo talk, ya gotta wear the Gigolo underwear](http://www.gigolojess.com/gallery/2.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-da-ladies/175991/6 "2003-05-18T05:24:08Z")
[Free Willy Warning] I’m not going to link to the pic, (#5 for reference, from the link above) because of board rules about that sort of thing, but is it just me, or does Mr. Happy[sup]tm[/sup] look like it was airbrushed in? It just seems too… fuzzy… [/Free Willy Warning] ---
**Author:** ![Vaioman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ecccb3/32.png) [@Vaioman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vaioman)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-da-ladies/175991/7 "2003-05-18T05:30:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kallessa \* > \*\*I needed him when I was in New Orleans last month. > > Because I didn’t want to go to a fancy resturant alone, that’s why!! I may be desperate, but not that desperate! \ \*\* Going to fancy restaurants alone is fun, in my opinion. 🙂 About this guy… um, yuck. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-da-ladies/175991/8 "2003-05-18T05:30:12Z")
Yeah, that’s what I always look for in a man. Shoes, no clothes, and a photoshopped penis. ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-da-ladies/175991/9 "2003-05-18T05:42:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jinwicked \* > \*\*Yeah, that’s what I always look for in a man. > > Shoes, no clothes, and a photoshopped penis. \*\* How are _you_ doing? Haj - just kidding, I swear ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-da-ladies/175991/10 "2003-05-18T06:00:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jinwicked \* > \*\*Yeah, that’s what I always look for in a man > > Shoes, no clothes, and a photoshopped penis. \*\* Then why isn’t my online personal ad getting more hits? 😃 Man, several things ran through my head when I clicked on that link. Things like “I wonder how much money he makes at this,” and “are the women he dates just for fun impressed by his job?” ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-da-ladies/175991/11 "2003-05-18T06:37:39Z")
I just gotta say: **Photoshopped Penis** – Band name! And on second thought (or second viewing), I really didn’t need this guy when I was in New Orleans. Never, never never. \ ---
**Author:** ![Glory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7cd45c/32.png) [@Glory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glory)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-da-ladies/175991/12 "2003-05-18T07:27:07Z")
Ha! I just spent 5 minutes pointing at the obviously fake dinkie and laughing with my boyfriend. His comment? “I wonder if that voids the contract, you could take him to **small** claims court.” ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-da-ladies/175991/13 "2003-05-18T07:46:42Z")
Hands off the drag and drop digital dinky you sluts. He’s a professional! > [@](#): > > I am a Gigolo NOT a bodyguard. I’m not there to guard and protect you in public situations if you become intoxicated and or unruly; nor am I there to “Babysit” you if you do become stoned or drunk. Fending off others that you may happen to pick a fight with while I am escorting you is not what I’m there for. If anything like this happens I will leave and my fee is non-refundable. I’m a gentleman who never uses drugs or becomes intoxicated and I will expect you to be a Lady at all times while I am in your service. \*ALSO I AM NOT TO BE HIRED TO MAKE A BOYFRIEND OR HUSBAND THAT YOUR HAVING A PROBLEM WITH JEALOUS. ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-da-ladies/175991/14 "2003-05-18T08:07:15Z")
> [@](#): > > ALSO I AM NOT TO BE HIRED TO MAKE A BOYFRIEND OR HUSBAND THAT **YOUR** HAVING A PROBLEM WITH JEALOUS. NOR AM I A PROFESSIONAL COPY EDITOR. [sub](Bolding mine, of course.)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-da-ladies/175991/15 "2003-05-18T11:53:50Z")
Is anyone else thinking that it would be much easier to pick up a random guy at a singles bar than to put up with Jess and his unreasonable demands? LADYLIKE? jimminy, that’s no fun AT ALL. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Doris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@Sir\_Doris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Doris)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-da-ladies/175991/16 "2003-05-18T12:10:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Duke \* > \*\*Prepare to die…from laughter… > > [If you wanna walk the Gigolo talk, ya gotta wear the Gigolo underwear](http://www.gigolojess.com/gallery/2.htm) \*\* Looks more like a man’s man to me, and I’m obviously not the first to suggest it : > [@](#): > > this gentleman is not a Gay or Bi-sexual male that may occasionally accommodate women, like you see so many of here in New England So, New Englander’s, is it true? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-da-ladies/175991/17 "2003-05-18T13:43:36Z")
> [@](#): > > I’m employed full time as a Graphic Artist _and enjoy Bartending in my spare time._ Bartending as a hobby? Does he have a miniature bar layout in his basement, with lego customers that he moves around according to a timetable? Or does he just walk into a bar and ask if he can serve customers and, whoo, that’s an original 1930’s McPherson beer pump!! Oh man, they don’t make them like that anymore! ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-da-ladies/175991/18 "2003-05-18T14:06:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sir Doris \* > \*\*Looks more like a man’s man to me, and I’m obviously not the first to suggest it : > So, New Englander’s, is it true? 😉 \*\* Can’t really say, for sure, not being either female or gay, and never having hired an escort of any gender. But, the local weekly “arts” paper, The Phoenix, does have a whole section devoted to escorts, and other sex workers. And, I recall seeing a fair number of ads from male escorts, and their pictures _do_ usually make them look gay. Although, there are no where _near_ as many ads for male escorts, as there are for female escorts. But, I _ **really** _ doubt his claim to be New England’s _first_ male escort. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![TVGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/82dd89/32.png) [@TVGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVGuy)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-da-ladies/175991/19 "2003-05-18T14:20:40Z")
New England guy, eh? I thought he looke familiar - I think I dated him for a while after picking him up at _Cuffs_ in Boston 😃 If he’ll accompany a lady for $1000/day, he’ll accompany a gentleman - maybe for twice the price, but, quoting from his site “… after all darling, I am just a gigolo …” As good business practice, he probably just doesn’t do co-mingling of advertising and clients. His gentleman’s business probably goes by the name 1-900-DO-ME-NOW :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2003, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-da-ladies/175991/20 "2003-05-18T15:48:04Z")
He and the Asian Prince would make a really cute couple. “My favorite color is purple, and I WILL NOT BE HIRED TO MAKE YOUR BOYFRIEND JEALOUS.” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-da-ladies/175991.md?page=2)