# A little something for Father's Day...a fleshlight
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-fathers-day-a-fleshlight/242263
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [April 27, 2004, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-fathers-day-a-fleshlight/242263 "2004-04-27T11:56:49Z")
**Posts on this page:** 19
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### Author:  [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2004, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-fathers-day-a-fleshlight/242263/1 "2004-04-27T11:56:49Z")
[Fleshlight](http://www.fleshlight.com/main/products.cfm?id=1001&aff=25361)
It …ah…comes in a array of styles and colors. This would be perfect for
DWWTF. (Dads who want to Wink Wink Nudge Nudge.)
The names are comical. If you are going to have a sex toy, wouldn’t you rather it be called the Pink Lady, Mocha Butt & Mocha Mouth.
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### Author:  [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2004, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-fathers-day-a-fleshlight/242263/2 "2004-04-27T12:02:34Z")
Is 25361 _your_ affiliate ID?
Shame.
Ok, I don’t really think Shirley’s horking her wares here, but still…
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### Author:  [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2004, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-fathers-day-a-fleshlight/242263/3 "2004-04-27T12:31:15Z")
Elsewhere on this site (oh come on, like I’m the only one who clicked “for her”!) –
[wtf?](http://www.fleshlight.com/main/prodinfo.cfm?id=46)
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### Author:  [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2004, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-fathers-day-a-fleshlight/242263/4 "2004-04-27T12:43:41Z")
I think those are for women who “pack.”
On another board I visit there was a thread about a guy who used the fleshlight during a dry spell. Problem was, when he finally got to _ahem_ a real woman again, he couldn’t complete the act. I guess the fleshlight was more intense than the real thing. YMMV, of course.
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### Author:  [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2004, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-fathers-day-a-fleshlight/242263/5 "2004-04-27T13:09:13Z")
> [@Eleusis](#):
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> …Ok, I don’t really think Shirley’s **horking** her wares here, but still…
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Horking? I thought that was vomiting? Didja mean hawking? Or is this a new term I am not yet up on?
I was amused by the “Sex in a Can” - 24 oz beer can: \*\*…perfect for keeping in the office. \*\*
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### Author:  [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2004, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-fathers-day-a-fleshlight/242263/6 "2004-04-27T13:13:17Z")
> [@LunaSea](#):
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> I think those are for women who “pack.”
Okay, I am dense here. Please enlighten me.
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### Author:  [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2004, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-fathers-day-a-fleshlight/242263/7 "2004-04-27T13:27:22Z")
Packing—Butch wearing a "c **k" under clothing. This could be a silicone or rubber model readily used for f** \*ing, or a realistically flaccid prothesis which can either be purchased or home-made.
From here: [http://www.butch-femme.com/Faq/terms.htm](http://www.butch-femme.com/Faq/terms.htm) may not be work safe due to language.
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### Author:  [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2004, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-fathers-day-a-fleshlight/242263/8 "2004-04-27T14:07:26Z")
Thanks **LunaSea**! Very informative link.
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### Author:  [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2004, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-fathers-day-a-fleshlight/242263/9 "2004-04-27T18:32:24Z")
Anybody else seriously creeped out by the ultra tight “virgin” insert spiel?
“The Ultra Tight insert is a little shy. It waits for your acceptance every day, and will be true to you forever!”
Whoever makes this stuff up has some issues.
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### Author:  [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2004, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-fathers-day-a-fleshlight/242263/10 "2004-04-27T19:47:49Z")
> [@irishgirl](#):
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> Whoever makes this stuff up has some issues.
That would be “men.” 😉
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### Author:  [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2004, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-fathers-day-a-fleshlight/242263/11 "2004-04-27T20:49:04Z")
“Click for non-descript”
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### Author:  [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2004, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-fathers-day-a-fleshlight/242263/12 "2004-04-27T20:51:50Z")
Anyone here ever use one of these? Cause I have a friend who was thinking of buying one. He was looking for some opinions.
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### Author:  [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2004, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-fathers-day-a-fleshlight/242263/13 "2004-04-27T21:01:32Z")
I’m wondering how long this thread is going to last before a mod shuts it down, thanks to the NSFW links.
Smart money says 9 posts from this one.
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### Author:  [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2004, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-fathers-day-a-fleshlight/242263/14 "2004-04-27T21:06:49Z")
Before I even \* thought \* of owning something like this, they’d have to offer a service whereby at the moment of your death, teams of ninjas would make a sweep through your house and removed all evidence that you ever owned one.
Can you imagine your nearest and dearest rummaging through your belongings and finding “butt” or “mouth”. “Ooooh, I wonder what this is!”
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### Author:  [@elfbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfbabe)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2004, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-fathers-day-a-fleshlight/242263/15 "2004-04-27T21:27:18Z")
The boyfriend encountered one of these at an… interesting retail establishment in Ottawa. They had samples sitting out so you could stick your finger in them and find out what they felt like inside. His verdict was “creepy”.
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### Author:  [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2004, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-fathers-day-a-fleshlight/242263/16 "2004-04-27T21:46:48Z")
Oh crap.
I did not even think about the NSFW as there was no nudity…just odd thingies.
I profusely apologize to anyone who was caught with a limp weener on their screen when their Big Boss Man/Woman walked by.
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2004, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-fathers-day-a-fleshlight/242263/17 "2004-04-27T22:00:09Z")
[Previously, on the Straight Dope](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=192390&highlight=fleshlight)
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### Author:  [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2004, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-fathers-day-a-fleshlight/242263/18 "2004-04-27T22:17:18Z")
I dunno, folks. That looks awfully snug. Is there a big mouth model?
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### Author:  [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2004, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-little-something-for-fathers-day-a-fleshlight/242263/19 "2004-04-27T22:32:50Z")
> [@screech-owl](#):
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> Horking? I thought that was vomiting? Didja mean hawking? Or is this a new term I am not yet up on?\*\*
It’s a new synonym for hawking that I invented this morning. 😛 I think it sounds better and adds an air of pukiness.