# A living bra joke **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 28, 2005, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-living-bra-joke/292215 "2005-02-28T00:48:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Napier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Napier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Napier)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-living-bra-joke/292215/41 "2005-03-02T17:40:56Z")
I’ve made it to work, and even halfway through the day, accidentally wearing my shirt inside out. This is sort of similar, except 1) it looks dumber, and 2) nobody’s going to read a post about “living shirt”. ---
**Author:** ![akira5822](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@akira5822](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/akira5822)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-living-bra-joke/292215/42 "2005-03-07T20:16:40Z")
Don’t you just hate when you approach the urinal only to discover lol \ ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-living-bra-joke/292215/43 "2005-03-07T22:28:23Z")
> [@MagicEyes](#): > > It’s not so weird to wear a sports bra backwards all day. The back isn’t so different from the front. Now, if you wore an underwire backwards, something would be really wrong! > > You had boobs on your back. 😃 Several years ago, Isaac Asimov was asked to write about how he would change the human body. He asked whether he could give “happy” items such as ladies’ boobs on the back would _ **make dancing more fun** _ and they said “No, we want you to be serious…” * * * True Blue Jack ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-living-bra-joke/292215/44 "2005-03-07T22:57:29Z")
I haven’t done it with my bra (yet), but I was finally able to master putting my drawers on right-side-out. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bendarr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e56c9b/32.png) [@Bendarr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bendarr)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-living-bra-joke/292215/45 "2005-03-08T11:05:51Z")
> [@Iceland\_Blue](#): > > Ooh!ooh!whipround!Come on folks all pitch in a couple of bucks and we’ll get a cheapie digital camera off ebay delivered to melondeca 😃 Hmmm, actually disposable one use cameras are availiable at Walgreens at a pretty reasonable price and no shipping needed and I believe the pics can be recorded onto CD suitable for easy uploading. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3bc359/32.png) [@Cerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerri)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-living-bra-joke/292215/46 "2005-03-08T14:06:02Z")
I used to wear the Wonder Bra. Take it off, you’d wonder where my tits went. Now I wear Victoria Secret Miracle Bras. It’s a miracle I can fill em out. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-living-bra-joke/292215/47 "2005-03-08T14:43:30Z")
It’s not often on this MB that a member offers to take pictures of her bust for show and tell. > [@harmless](#): > > I haven’t done it with my bra (yet), but I was finally able to master putting my drawers on right-side-out. 😃 Now to cut all the tags off her drawers and confuse her once more mwhahaha! This statement is brought to you by NemesesRUs[sup]tm[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-living-bra-joke/292215/48 "2005-03-08T18:02:17Z")
> [@Greenback](#): > > It’s not often on this MB that a member offers to take pictures of her bust for show and tell. Ahem…don’t you mean ‘It’s not often **enough** on this MB that a member offers to take pictures of her bust for show and tell.’? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-living-bra-joke/292215/49 "2005-03-08T19:34:05Z")
> [@Greenback](#): > > Now to cut all the tags off her drawers and confuse her once more mwhahaha! > > This statement is brought to you by NemesesRUs[sup]tm[/sup] Hmph! I’ll just quit wearing underwear entirely…that’ll show you! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-living-bra-joke/292215/50 "2005-03-08T19:52:49Z")
Well I haven’t worn jockey shorts in years but it’s pretty hard to put those on backward and not notice right away. And no wiseass, not because of the stains. 😛 The knit boxers I wear I might not notice until I went to take a leak. One day I put a pair on and thought “these fit great” and almost immediately realized they weren’t mine but my wife’s Just My Size jersey bike shorts. She hates them so she gave them all to me… possibly making me the most marginal cross dresser in America. They make make a reversable bra, but I’m thakful that my honey, like **melondeca** , is not. No DD size sholder blades on her. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-living-bra-joke/292215/51 "2005-03-08T20:03:28Z")
> [@Cerri](#): > > I used to wear the Wonder Bra. Take it off, you’d wonder where my tits went. > > Now I wear Victoria Secret Miracle Bras. It’s a miracle I can fill em out. > > 😃 Take it from an old broad: some day you’ll be grateful that your Living Bra is on a starvation diet. Having smaller chestworks is a blessing when you get to be a certain age. You know what they say… The Bigger They Are, The Harder They Fall. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-living-bra-joke/292215/52 "2005-03-08T20:09:25Z")
> [@pinkfreud](#): > > You know what they say… The Bigger They Are, The Harder They Fall. :eek: ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-living-bra-joke/292215/53 "2005-03-08T20:12:02Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Hmph! > I’ll just quit wearing underwear entirely…that’ll show you! 😛 No we want YOU to show US 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-living-bra-joke/292215/54 "2005-03-08T21:13:51Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Hmph! > I’ll just quit wearing underwear entirely…that’ll show you! 😛 It’s a fine line between a nemesis and a stalker. Comments like that may move me across it 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bendarr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e56c9b/32.png) [@Bendarr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bendarr)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-living-bra-joke/292215/55 "2005-03-09T00:32:00Z")
Congratz Wile E. This thread just made Threadspotting! ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-living-bra-joke/292215/56 "2005-03-09T01:23:25Z")
> [@Bendarr](#): > > Congratz Wile E. This thread just made Threadspotting! Oh og! I’m not sure if I wanted to share my embarrassment that much. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![DirkGntly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DirkGntly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DirkGntly)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-living-bra-joke/292215/57 "2005-03-09T12:39:13Z")
**Padeye,** you’ve got a wife with DD’s? Lucky bastard… 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-living-bra-joke/292215.md?page=2)