# A looming chocolate shortage? Noooooooo!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-looming-chocolate-shortage-noooooooo/968810>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** food-cooking\
**Created:** [July 29, 2022, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-looming-chocolate-shortage-noooooooo/968810 "2022-07-29T23:46:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2022, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-looming-chocolate-shortage-noooooooo/968810/1 "2022-07-29T23:46:03Z")

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A neighbor just told me that Hershey has announced they might not be able to get enough chocolate to get us through Halloween and Christmas!!!

Okay, this is too awful to contemplate. I’ve coped with Covid, I’ve weathered the war in Ukraine so far, but NO CHOCOLATE?

I just can’t.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2022, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-looming-chocolate-shortage-noooooooo/968810/2 "2022-07-29T23:49:42Z")

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Hershey makes chocolate?

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**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2022, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-looming-chocolate-shortage-noooooooo/968810/3 "2022-07-29T23:54:19Z")

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Yes, you snob! The Hershey Kiss is THE iconic chocolate. So I declare!

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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2022, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-looming-chocolate-shortage-noooooooo/968810/4 "2022-07-29T23:54:35Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Hershey makes chocolate?

My thought exactly. But maybe the shortage is due to my love of brewed cacao. Um, sorry.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-looming-chocolate-shortage-noooooooo/968810/5 "2022-07-30T00:08:44Z")

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From the articles I’ve seen, it seems to only be Hershey’s that is affected, not chocolate in general.

Personally I’ve never found much difference in taste in the similarly priced competitor brands. Just the stuff that is no-name or higher end is different.

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-looming-chocolate-shortage-noooooooo/968810/6 "2022-07-30T00:11:09Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> From the articles I’ve seen, it seems to only be Hershey’s that is affected, not chocolate in general.

In addition, it’s just the specialty Halloween stuff like those candy pumpkin things. Supply issue have forced them to focus on regular rather than seasonal items.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-looming-chocolate-shortage-noooooooo/968810/7 "2022-07-30T00:14:24Z")

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I wasn’t sure if it was only Halloween themed stuff, or the miniature stuff in general, since I’d expect they sell less of those throughout the rest of the year.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-looming-chocolate-shortage-noooooooo/968810/8 "2022-07-30T00:48:12Z")

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> [@StarvingButStrong](#):
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> A neighbor just told me that Hershey has announced they might not be able to get enough chocolate to get us through Halloween and Christmas!!!

Since other makers haven’t chimed in with ‘here are the components that are now hard to get’ (etc.), I can’t help wondering if this announcement is an initiative by Hershey to get consumers to accept _noticeably_-inflated prices for their products.

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**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-looming-chocolate-shortage-noooooooo/968810/9 "2022-07-30T02:28:31Z")

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@carnut

Damn you! I looked up “brewed cacao,” and it is now something I MUST HAVE!

~VOW

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-looming-chocolate-shortage-noooooooo/968810/10 "2022-07-30T03:40:40Z")

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I sure can tell some of them apart. Ghirardelli is the best, among the ones available at mainstream grocery stores.

I once baked some brownies from a boxed Ghirardelli mix and took them to a meetup, where they were met with raves. I replied that they were from a mix, and another woman there said, “Some single mom was able to buy dinner for her kids because you bought this box!” and I replied, “and her ex was able to pay child support because he drove the truck that delivered it…” and we kept joking from there.

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-looming-chocolate-shortage-noooooooo/968810/11 "2022-07-30T09:17:05Z")

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As long as Belgian chocolate is available, I’ll be fine. 😍

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-looming-chocolate-shortage-noooooooo/968810/12 "2022-07-30T09:27:49Z")

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The Hershey Kiss is food of the gods. I could eat them all day, every day. But I am on a diet so the shortage won’t hurt me.

And my daughter considers me a food snob. So there.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-looming-chocolate-shortage-noooooooo/968810/13 "2022-07-30T11:37:59Z")

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> [@StarvingButStrong](#):
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> Yes, you snob! The Hershey Kiss is THE iconic chocolate. So I declare!

The Hershey Kiss, not unlike the old gray mare, just ain’t what it used to be.

I could eat them mindlessly all day, I admit. But next time you pop one, pay close attention to how it _really_ tastes. They’re not really all that.

mmm

ETA: I should put a YMMV in there, as tastes differ and I shouldn’t speak for everyone

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**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-looming-chocolate-shortage-noooooooo/968810/14 "2022-07-30T17:57:27Z")

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@not_what_you_d_expect

Two Hershey kiss flavors you need to watch for:  
–cherry cordial (supposedly seasonal, Christmas and Valentine’s Day)  
–truffle

The truffle one is painfully RARE. The first bag we bought, I got into it on the drive home from WallyWorld. I raved and raved, and Mr VOW seemed indifferent. I unwrapped one and shoved it into his mouth, and he almost wrecked the car! “What is that??!?!”

~VOW

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-looming-chocolate-shortage-noooooooo/968810/15 "2022-07-30T18:00:23Z")

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You can get the cherry cordial ones on Amazon now.

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**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-looming-chocolate-shortage-noooooooo/968810/16 "2022-07-30T18:13:02Z")

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I haven’t eaten Hershey’s since reading this article.

> **[Why Hershey's Chocolate Tastes Like ... Well, Vomit](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/hersheys-chocolate-tastes-like-vomit_l_60479e5fc5b6af8f98bec0cd)**
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> The presence of something called butyric acid (which is also in puke) is to blame. But how did it get in there?

Once you notice that Hershey’s tastes like vomit, you can’t untaste it. We like Lindt and the (very expensive) chocolates from our local chocolatier, Stowaway Sweets in Marblehead, Mass. If I’m going for cheap store-bought, I stick with Mars.

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**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-looming-chocolate-shortage-noooooooo/968810/17 "2022-07-30T18:22:20Z")

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> [@commasense](#):
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> Once you notice that Hershey’s tastes like vomit, you can’t untaste it.

I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I’m afraid I’ve rather lost my liking for them.

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**Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-looming-chocolate-shortage-noooooooo/968810/18 "2022-07-30T19:44:15Z")

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Are crunchy frogs and cockroach clusters still available in the USA? In Europe the dearth is painful.

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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-looming-chocolate-shortage-noooooooo/968810/19 "2022-07-30T19:45:26Z")

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And just TRY to find anthrax ripple or spring surprise!

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**Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-looming-chocolate-shortage-noooooooo/968810/20 "2022-07-30T19:53:28Z")

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I just don’t taste that, and I eat a lot of Hersheys.

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