# A luau for Chef Troy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-luau-for-chef-troy/21071>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 1, 2000, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-luau-for-chef-troy/21071 "2000-06-01T02:11:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-luau-for-chef-troy/21071/1 "2000-06-01T02:11:06Z")

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We’ve got roast pig, things we can’t describe, drinks with umbrellas and everyone gets leid! Hula skirts in all sizes – and we do not discriminate by sex. This is, after all, the party for the \<b\>Bi-Guy!\</b\>

May you live to flirt with a thousand more, Big Sexy!

We miss you in chat… drop by sometime

- Smooch \*

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-luau-for-chef-troy/21071/2 "2000-06-01T02:23:18Z")

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I’ll go, as long as Chef’s not cooking… 😉

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-luau-for-chef-troy/21071/3 "2000-06-01T03:16:54Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*\*  
> as long as Chef’s not cooking  
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He can burst into flames for all _I_ care, dahling.

{taps ash from long cigarette holder onto **Sassy’s** and **Demo’s** skirts, igniting them}

Sounds like a great party…I’m there!

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**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-luau-for-chef-troy/21071/4 "2000-06-01T03:22:07Z")

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As long as I can lei the Chef and drink out of a coconut, I’m there.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-luau-for-chef-troy/21071/5 "2000-06-01T11:43:28Z")

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Now where’d I put that grass skirt? I must’ve left it in Chicago.

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-luau-for-chef-troy/21071/6 "2000-06-01T15:49:27Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*\*  
> He can burst into flames for all _I_ care, dahling.
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> {taps ash from long cigarette holder onto **Sassy’s** and **Demo’s** skirts, igniting them}  
> \*\*

::Running around the yard looking for a trough of water to sit in, with steam coming out my ears a la Three Stooges::

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**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-luau-for-chef-troy/21071/7 "2000-06-01T22:39:00Z")

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…stumbles in, with a daquiri in one hand and a lei in the other.

“Cheffie, where are you?”

slips a little - bump!

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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-luau-for-chef-troy/21071/8 "2000-06-02T03:21:04Z")

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Hey, I was wonderin’ just yesterday about Our Sweet Cheffie. Please come home, Chef, the pot just don’t boil right without ya!