# A Mad Black Woman made me cry!

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 9, 2005, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mad-black-woman-made-me-cry/293733 "2005-03-09T23:19:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mad-black-woman-made-me-cry/293733/1 "2005-03-09T23:19:04Z")

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😛  
The power in over building went out and so i went to a movie.  
It was a choice of no movie or either _Because of Winn-Dixie_, _The Pacifier,_ or _Diary of a Mad Black Woman._  
I went to see least offensive one, _Diary of a Mad Black Woman,_ was not surprised to see that it was derivative of a whole bunch of previous movie.  
However, I was surprised to be rather entertained by it all and even cried at the cornball ending.  
Does anyone else share my opinion and has there been any other movie in the recent past that has done the same to you? 😛

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**Author:** ![brickbacon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@brickbacon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brickbacon)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mad-black-woman-made-me-cry/293733/2 "2005-03-09T23:28:21Z")

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I remember crying towards the end of **Short Circuit 2** when those guys were beating up Johnny 5 and he was leaking all over the sidewalk. That scene really hurts my soul.

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**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mad-black-woman-made-me-cry/293733/3 "2005-03-09T23:48:35Z")

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I always get teary eyed at the end of _Batteries Not Included_ when the little alien craft rebuild the apartment building.

😉

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mad-black-woman-made-me-cry/293733/4 "2005-03-09T23:54:30Z")

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Sorry. I was having a rough day.

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**Author:** ![Podkayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Podkayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Podkayne)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mad-black-woman-made-me-cry/293733/5 "2005-03-10T00:01:45Z")

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I was very annoyed to find myself sniffling at the stoooopid ending of _Man on Fire_. I was sitting there, thinking, “Damnit, this is a stoooopid ending. I’m very disappointed. I really wish they had gone a different direction. How very, very insipid.” while reaching for Kleenex.

Ehhhh . . . I was having a hard day. And Denzel . . . he has an effect on me.

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**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2005, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mad-black-woman-made-me-cry/293733/6 "2005-03-10T00:01:58Z")

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[This one?](http://www.lies.com/blog/archives/rice.jpg)

95% of that anger can be attributed to coochie cobwebs.