# A MAD on the move: Update from Marietta, OH.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mad-on-the-move-update-from-marietta-oh/231900>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 1, 2004, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mad-on-the-move-update-from-marietta-oh/231900 "2004-03-01T14:27:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mad-on-the-move-update-from-marietta-oh/231900/21 "2004-03-03T03:13:54Z")

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Gosh, **danceswithcats** you have quite a way with words. I could listen to you talk wiring all day.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mad-on-the-move-update-from-marietta-oh/231900/22 "2004-03-03T13:47:54Z")

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You should get him started on fire safety. The man’s positively eloquent.

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mad-on-the-move-update-from-marietta-oh/231900/23 "2004-03-03T14:15:45Z")

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> [@plnnr](#):
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> And now another leaves the wonderful Old Dominion - but at least she’s moving in the right direction.

Aroo? If you’re referring to me there, I left Virginny almost two years ago–there was some guy in Miami who wanted me to come live there for some reason or other. We’re moving back to the USA now.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mad-on-the-move-update-from-marietta-oh/231900/24 "2004-03-03T14:27:55Z")

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Georgia is the USA?

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**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mad-on-the-move-update-from-marietta-oh/231900/25 "2004-03-03T14:32:17Z")

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Oops. For some reason I thought you were still in NoVA. Looks like I haven’t been paying attention.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mad-on-the-move-update-from-marietta-oh/231900/26 "2004-03-03T14:32:20Z")

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> [@plnnr](#):
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> “I’m looking forward to hearing “Have you found Jesus?” pretty regularly. I haven’t yet decided what my answer will be.”

I suggest “Yes. He was behind the couch the whole time.”

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mad-on-the-move-update-from-marietta-oh/231900/27 "2004-03-03T18:28:44Z")

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> [@Jonathan Chance](#):
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> **OLD** wires without grounds. Bad news for a tech-type couple.
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> Couple of grand, I’d bet.

Gotta be done, and soon, then. It may be expensive, but not excessively so, given what you paid for the house. And electricians in Marietta are surely way cheaper than electricians in the DC megalopolis, so you’ll come out OK.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mad-on-the-move-update-from-marietta-oh/231900/28 "2004-03-03T20:39:16Z")

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Yeah, I just had a plumber in (not an assistant…a real plumber) to help connect the new Washer/Dryer to some pipes.

$17.50 an hour.

How weird is THAT?

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mad-on-the-move-update-from-marietta-oh/231900/29 "2004-03-03T23:55:54Z")

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> [@Jonathan Chance](#):
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> Yeah, I just had a plumber in (not an assistant…a real plumber) to help connect the new Washer/Dryer to some pipes.
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> $17.50 an hour.
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> How weird is THAT?

That’s how cheap skilled labor is in the middle of nowhere.

Having been where I’ve been, my recurring thought is, “Bristol on the Ohio.” That’s where you are.

So how’s Lady Chance’s pregnancy going?

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mad-on-the-move-update-from-marietta-oh/231900/30 "2004-03-04T00:16:51Z")

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Fine, thanks for asking. 4 and a half months to go (give or take). We’ve had loads of trouble making her insurance work with telecommuting from another state but it’s all good now.

Dinner with the Chamber of Commerce next Tuesday I just got invited to. Wish me luck!

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**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mad-on-the-move-update-from-marietta-oh/231900/31 "2004-03-04T00:36:46Z")

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Is the Chamber of Commerce this friendly to everyone who moves to Marietta, or is this something special because of your job? If the former, don’t you just love small-town Ohio?

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mad-on-the-move-update-from-marietta-oh/231900/32 "2004-03-04T00:42:06Z")

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They’re excited about getting a couple from back east to move here. I think they have dreams of setting up Marietta as a telecommuting haven for easterners tired of traffic, crime and overdevelopment.

And I’m example #1.

So how 'bout it, Kim? Wanna go small town again?

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mad-on-the-move-update-from-marietta-oh/231900/33 "2004-03-04T01:51:57Z")

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> [@Jonathan Chance](#):
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> They’re excited about getting a couple from back east to move here. I think they have dreams of setting up Marietta as a telecommuting haven for easterners tired of traffic, crime and overdevelopment.
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> And I’m example #1.
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> So how 'bout it, Kim? Wanna go small town again?

Been there, fuck that. 🙂

But if it works for you, then more power to ya.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mad-on-the-move-update-from-marietta-oh/231900/34 "2004-03-04T02:03:48Z")

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Don’t hold back, man.

Ouch!

Well, maybe you can visit.

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