# A maize of options

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-maize-of-options/575921>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 25, 2011, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-maize-of-options/575921 "2011-03-25T03:10:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-maize-of-options/575921/21 "2011-03-25T13:57:38Z")

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This thread just makes my SIL the corn freak wan to [sing](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFLrbrWqbKQ)

Love’s maize is a mystical wonderland  
Conceals what the heart conveys  
Love’s maize is a puzzle in paradise  
Misleads all the eye surveys

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**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-maize-of-options/575921/22 "2011-03-25T14:01:47Z")

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All these puns make me feel rye.

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-maize-of-options/575921/23 "2011-03-25T14:12:47Z")

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> [@ugly ripe tomato](#):
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> That’s what Orville Redenbacher looked at instead of porn.

Corn smut: won’t someone think of the children?

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**Author:** ![dawson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@dawson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dawson)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-maize-of-options/575921/24 "2011-03-25T14:16:48Z")

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> [@blondebear](#):
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> Corn smut: won’t someone think of the children?

Gives “Children of The Corn” a whole new meaning.

What? Too far?

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-maize-of-options/575921/25 "2011-03-26T09:28:28Z")

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Hominy kinds have you tried?

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