# A Man. A Plan. A Canal.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-man-a-plan-a-canal/597357>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [September 23, 2011, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-man-a-plan-a-canal/597357 "2011-09-23T17:58:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2011, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-man-a-plan-a-canal/597357/21 "2011-09-24T10:41:12Z")

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Three favorites:

Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned.

Tulsa night life: filth, gin, a slut.

On a clover, if alive, erupts a vast, pure evil; a fire volcano.

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**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2011, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-man-a-plan-a-canal/597357/22 "2011-09-24T11:04:23Z")

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My only original contribution:

Tara saw I was a rat.

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**Author:** ![Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Full_Metal_Lotus)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2011, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-man-a-plan-a-canal/597357/23 "2011-09-24T17:03:22Z")

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Not quite a spelling pallindrome, but “Fuck Off” is an audio palindrome… it sounds the same when you record it and play it backwards…

You can be offensiive in both temporal directions!

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**Author:** ![Ambihelical\_Hexnut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4491bb/32.png) [@Ambihelical\_Hexnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambihelical_Hexnut)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2011, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-man-a-plan-a-canal/597357/24 "2011-09-24T17:20:15Z")

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Step on no pets

A Toyota’s a Toyota

Golf? No sir, prefer prison flog

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**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2011, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-man-a-plan-a-canal/597357/25 "2011-09-24T20:14:59Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> Tulsa night life: filth, gin, a slut.

Lana fixes sex, if anal.

But then again…

Anal sex at noon taxes Lana.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2011, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-man-a-plan-a-canal/597357/26 "2011-09-25T05:12:39Z")

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> [@Wargamer](#):
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> Q: What does a palindromiphile drive?
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> A: Race car!

> [@astorian](#):
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> Alternative answer? “A Toyota”

Or “Civic”.

A man? A Moslem, Mel? So [Manama](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manama)!

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2011, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-man-a-plan-a-canal/597357/27 "2011-09-25T07:40:59Z")

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A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal – Panama.

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