# A man walks into a bar

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**Created:** [April 12, 2011, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-man-walks-into-a-bar/578042 "2011-04-12T02:15:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![Marc\_Xenos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@Marc\_Xenos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marc_Xenos)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-man-walks-into-a-bar/578042/101 "2011-04-15T18:20:50Z")

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> [@Pops1963](#):
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> I love a man walks into a bar jokes so please contribute

George Bush (Dubya) is sitting in a local Dallas bar tossing back a few. I walked in and, of course, recognized him in an instant. “Mr Bush,” I exclaimed, “I’m so honored to meet you. But what are you doing HERE?”

The ex-President grinned and replied, “Enjoying my retirement. That, and I’m planning an operation to to kill off 10,000 Muslims and a blonde with big tits.”

Puzzled, I asked, “Why in the world would you want to kill some blonde with big tits?”

Dubya turned and grinned at the bartender, “See, I told ya nobody gives a shit about 10,000 Muslims.”

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