# A Memorial Day MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [May 29, 2017, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-memorial-day-mmp/787635 "2017-05-29T07:22:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-memorial-day-mmp/787635/261 "2017-06-05T00:47:29Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > If that doesn’t work I’ll probably switch to chickens ---------- I just have to check on how deep to plant them. 😉 :smack: No, fool, don’t you know anything? If you plant live chickens that won’t work. What you need to do is plant chicken [del]seeds[/del] eggs if you want to grow chickens. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-memorial-day-mmp/787635/262 "2017-06-05T01:03:12Z")
We shall now retire to the boudoir to watch teevee until sleepy time. All this slothage has worn both of us out! 😃 Nitey Nite Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-memorial-day-mmp/787635/263 "2017-06-05T01:48:54Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > :smack: > No, fool, don’t you know anything? If you plant live chickens that won’t work. What you need to do is plant chicken [del]seeds[/del] eggs if you want to grow chickens. Good thing you said something otherwise the yolk would have been on me! [![](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4nrOgqyAf5k/UbZNX8fRDEI/AAAAAAAABsw/v8e0HceuNBs/s1600/what_came_first_chicken_or_egg-1.jpg) ](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4nrOgqyAf5k/UbZNX8fRDEI/AAAAAAAABsw/v8e0HceuNBs/s1600/what_came_first_chicken_or_egg-1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-memorial-day-mmp/787635/264 "2017-06-05T01:49:35Z")
Twas a long day of laziness. Hubby leaves tomorrow until Wed night so I am gonna try my best to get Tuesday and maybe even Wed off. I want a day of perfect quietness and movie watching. **Baker** how awful. Does sound like kids and I hope whoever it was will be caught and convicted. Thus endeth the weekend. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-memorial-day-mmp/787635/265 "2017-06-05T01:59:25Z")
**Baker,** glad nobody was hurt, and like everyone else, hope they catch the &\*(^&%^% who did it; my bet would be some ‘misguided youth’ who’d I be happy to guide with my size twelve shoes… Refereed two more games this afternoon and after cleansing myself I ate at the Olive Garden so I am stuffed (man may not live on bread alone, but those breadsticks of theirs’ makes me want to give it a shot). The occasional thunder-boomer is passing though, quiet at the moment but more rain is expected tonight and tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-memorial-day-mmp/787635/266 "2017-06-05T02:00:02Z")
**ruble** , my pepper plants didn’t do squat either. I may take them out when I do teh second planting of 'maters and plant something else that will reach maturity before frost. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-memorial-day-mmp/787635/267 "2017-06-05T03:33:36Z")
Cupcakes - sorry I saw the **B** and though “Butters”. Hope they catch the miscreants. We tried a new pizza place today. It was awesome. I iz a happy person. Now to chase childs to bed. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-memorial-day-mmp/787635/268 "2017-06-05T05:11:44Z")
> [@missred](#): > > **ruble** , my pepper plants didn’t do squat either. I may take them out when I do teh second planting of 'maters and plant something else that will reach maturity before frost. My fallback is always leaf lettuce. Bells have always been good but these banana and hots are being more of an issue. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-memorial-day-mmp/787635.md?page=13)