# A message for bj0rn... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 29, 2000, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-bj0rn/5917 "2000-03-29T17:08:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![bj0rn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@bj0rn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bj0rn)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-bj0rn/5917/61 "2000-04-10T11:09:00Z")
wallym7: at least he said it was HIS opinion. he did not make it a statement like everybody liked nr.3 so back the f\*\*\* off bj0rn - bla… ---
**Author:** ![Flyhalf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ea5d25/32.png) [@Flyhalf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flyhalf)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-bj0rn/5917/62 "2000-04-10T11:16:00Z")
Alright, everybody. bjOrn is SERIOUS now. He said back the f\*\*\* off. Watch out Wally, he may say something real mean to you now. * * * When you know that your time is close at hand Maybe then you’ll begin to understand Life down here is just a strange illusion ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-bj0rn/5917/63 "2000-04-10T11:20:00Z")
I’m gonna leave town for a while. This is getting scary. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-bj0rn/5917/64 "2000-04-10T11:26:00Z")
Fear not, Wally! I’m there for you bro, all the way. You’re not going anywhere. Together, we shall slay the drag0n. ---
**Author:** ![bj0rn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@bj0rn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bj0rn)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-bj0rn/5917/65 "2000-04-10T11:36:00Z")
oh, one other thing wallym7: > [@](#): > > And what the fuck is ppl? If you mean “people” spend the extra three keystrokes and say so. This isn’t AOL Teen Chat. couldnt agree with you more… still people are using this IMHO, IIRC and more of that kind. go yell at them too please. bj0rn - dragoon! ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-bj0rn/5917/66 "2000-04-10T11:38:00Z")
I don’t know, Coldy. He told me to back the f\*\*\* off. The gnarly little gorgoyle isn’t taking prisoners. You talk to him while I sneak up behind him and maybe we can wrestle the little gnome to the ground and force him to say something logical. Naw, that won’t work. You think of something. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-bj0rn/5917/67 "2000-04-10T11:44:00Z")
Maybe if we both drop our pants, put on party hats and start singing “O Fortuna” at the top of our lungs? It would scare the shit out of me, that’s for sure. ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-bj0rn/5917/68 "2000-04-10T12:26:00Z")
**BjOrn** We all know you are fairly sharp it just seems a little sad that the points you raise are difficult to understand. I am aware that in other languages the order of speech can be quite differant to ours-maybe the way we talk is not easy for you either. My suggestion that you keep your posts short is there to help you get a better grasp of our language structure. I certainly do not mean that you should restrict the range of your discussion. If you walk down the street and see someone dressed in a completely wacky way you might be tempted to smile and perhaps joke a little with your friends. Your posts,mainly the longer ones ,seem a bit wacky to some of us but that does not mean there is any malice when we joke among ourselves. Admittedly the joke is wearing thin now. I hope you do not take the humour personally. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-bj0rn/5917/69 "2000-04-10T12:40:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Coldfire: > **Maybe if we both drop our pants, put on party hats and start singing “O Fortuna” at the top of our lungs?** My God! Have you no mercy? Let’s do it! Wait a sec. He’ll make a run for it. I’ll distract him by showing him a picture of a tree while you tie his shoelaces together. ---
**Author:** ![bj0rn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@bj0rn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bj0rn)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-bj0rn/5917/70 "2000-04-10T15:02:00Z")
casdave: i havent got any problems understanding what you or anybody else is saying. and remember, you are telling all the jokes. and even if the joke is on me, its your joke that gets thinner > [@](#): > > Admittedly the joke is wearing thin now. I hope you do not take the humour personally. i do not. and even if the joke is wearing thin, i dont care. its not my joke, even if its on me. bj0rn - take care what you joke about, it might not be funny. ---
**Author:** ![CreoSote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@CreoSote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CreoSote)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2000, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-bj0rn/5917/71 "2000-04-11T00:54:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by WallyM7: > \*\* > Who gives a fuck what you go with? You’ve proven that you know zero about the history of the posters in this topic. > > You’re obviously too lazy or too stupid to use the Search function. > > And what the fuck is ppl? If you mean “people” spend the extra three keystrokes and say so. This isn’t AOL Teen Chat. > > Putz.\*\* ## My point is proven Legal Notice: Receipt of this message constitutes your unconditional acceptance of agreement with all terms, conditions, conclusions and opinions, either expressed or implied, as interpreted by the author without further clarification. Use of any information contained herein [inclusive of any and all attachments] or omitted in part or in whole from the actual message is strictly prohibited and will be subject to collection of significant financial damages. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2000, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-bj0rn/5917/72 "2000-04-11T00:59:00Z")
All you’ve proven is that you don’t know shit about what is going on here. You think you can waltz in here and take pot shots at people you don’t know without being called on it? Go away, kid. you’re bothering me. ---
**Author:** ![CreoSote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@CreoSote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CreoSote)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2000, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-bj0rn/5917/73 "2000-04-11T00:59:00Z")
To make WallyM7 feel better and to make up for my lazy late night typing… people people people people. unabbreviated for each instance of people in the previous post made by me. And =NO= I did not copy and paste it. I typed each and every one. 😛 Mortimer ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2000, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-bj0rn/5917/74 "2000-04-11T01:01:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Sealemon88: > \*\*Touch my monkey. > > \*\* Oohhh, I missed this… thanks, Sealemon!! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rousseau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Rousseau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rousseau)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2000, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-bj0rn/5917/75 "2000-04-11T01:21:00Z")
First off, bj0rn, you _are_ the joke. And second off, to Creo-Scrote, you obviously have no valid reference point here, so why don’t you either brush up on the facts before you dive in here, or take your hip net-lingo to somewhere more appropriate, say, [here](http://www.chat-zone.com/kids/). Incidentally, I used the search feature and read every last excrutiating one of your posts on Cecil’s Columns, and I found that you have yet to contribute a single salient, germane, original, or otherwise pertinent iota of information (pointing out that “CO2 is heavier than normal air” is the closest you’ve come). So, as I see it, you have three choices: 1. Get a clue (my snap judgement is that this isn’t likely, but we shall see)… 2. Continue to aimlessly pad your post count in that other forum, where they won’t be mean to you or call you out for being a moron, or… 3. Go somewhere else and strike up a discussion on which is the hottest Backstreet Boy (“U ppl know that JC is the hottest! LOL! {XOXO}!”) * * * “History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.” -Winston Churchill ---
**Author:** ![Rousseau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Rousseau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rousseau)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2000, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-bj0rn/5917/76 "2000-04-11T01:23:00Z")
It worked. My link worked. First try. I am the smartest man alive. * * * “History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.” -Winston Churchill ---
**Author:** ![CreoSote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@CreoSote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CreoSote)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2000, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-bj0rn/5917/77 "2000-04-11T03:06:00Z")
## Naaa, I think I’ll post where ever I feel I have something relevant to say. Congrats on taming the very basics of HTML, Rousseau. I admit I am new to this SD msg board, and figured I’d be fodder for the agressive with my inital post on my observations. big fat hairy deal I have no ego to bruise. Judging by your mis-spelling of my nick, maybe Rousseau does. Seems rather genital oriented. What’s the deal? Compensating? Yours and WallyM7’s insults make up most of the childish-high-school-teeny-bopper content of the pages. You do seem to have the Back Street Boys names down, grats. Spose I’ll sit back and watch the fireworks. BTW Most of my chatting happens on my current Everquest addiction. Tis where I reared my chat stylings. Morkster - going away now… QUOTE FROM Nu Vo Da Da: Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate mother-fucker. * * * Legal Notice: Receipt of this message constitutes your unconditional acceptance of agreement with all terms, conditions, conclusions and opinions, either expressed or implied, as interpreted by the author without further clarification. Use of any information contained herein [inclusive of any and all attachments] or omitted in part or in whole from the actual message is strictly prohibited and will be subject to collection of significant financial damages. ---
**Author:** ![CalifBoomer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f1d935/32.png) [@CalifBoomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalifBoomer)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-bj0rn/5917/78 "2000-04-11T05:04:00Z")
Ya know, CreoSote walked in and made an observation in a non confrontational, friendly way. What he said was not in accord with the general packrat mentality here, so you flame him. This is ‘fighting ignorance?’ Give me a freaking break, hypocrites. :: ---
**Author:** ![skupla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@skupla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skupla)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2000, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-bj0rn/5917/79 "2000-04-12T05:27:00Z")
wallym7 Read up on your own fucking bullshit. YOU are NOT making a lot of awe-inspiring points in this thread, now are you? Just because this is the pit doesnt mean that PEOPLE cant have a normal conversation, without you and Coldfire and Rousseau ranting. OK. ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2000, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-bj0rn/5917/80 "2000-04-11T18:27:00Z")
Oh dear! **Wally .Coldfire .Rousseau** Looks like you finally found a way to upset Iceland. They say the first one is the toughest but that it gets easier along the way. A good next step might be to try a small European state like Latvia before going onwards and upwards. 😃 . * * * Do not wait for the last judgement-It takes place every day _CAMUS-The Fall_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-bj0rn/5917.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-message-for-bj0rn/5917.md?page=5)